We (the BOOJUM! "We" that includes all of us) took aim at some of the conspiranoid nonsense surrounding ballfoot - the BBC is horrendously biased, the FA fixes all the matches, the referee is secretly working for Team A, etcetera, etcetera. This all derives from Your Humble Scribe's practice of reading the Have Your Say comments after a particular ballfoot game, because schadenfreude is a wonderful thing, and some of the commenters border on deranged.
Here's one of the saner ones. |
This one appears to have come about because Ol' Stan did a good job on "2001: A Space Odyssey" in replicating the lunar surface and excavation of Monolith #2. There is no other evidence, bar some swivel-eyed bumbletucks claiming a sweater worn in "The Shining" is a secret confession (yes, really) by Stan that, yes, it's all true - or false. Art?
A very small cast |
Made out of plastic and tinfoil! (And papier-mache for non-load bearing parts) |
Anyway, any fakery also leaves aside the technical crew. The props might be imported but you still need cameramen, and lighting, and sound, and unglamourous people like the loader and trolley guy and assistant director and - the list goes on. Yet, none of these people have so much as whispered a thing about it, nor kept anything to do with the fake production, or left notes about the technical side of things.
And no, the eeeeevil South Canadian government didn't simply kill them all to stop them talking; did a big wodge of British film crew all vanish at the same time in 1969? No. And yes, you'd have to kill them all simultaneously, or the survivors would confess in order to get protection.
A film crew, explained |
Of course, when you argue with an Apollo Hoax believer, you are arguing with just that - a belief, which no amount of evidence will shake. But it is fun to mock them.*
Now, motley, we have glued these diving boots to your feet and are going to see how quickly you can walk from the deep end!
The end result of @ 500,000 people's efforts |
Wow. Another long Intro. Quickly, we need to introduce another topic!
"Gopnik"
Conrad only heard of this word a few days ago, and didn't know what it meant. Well, it seems to be the Ruffian equivalent of what we here in the Allotment of Eden would call a "chav" or a "ned", being stereotypically lower-class, uneducated and poor Ruffian males. They have their own subculture, which seems to involve wearing cheap knock-off Adidas sportswear, squatting and drinking alcohol. Though that last seems to be pretty typical of everyone in The Motherland. Art?
Gopniki |
The Fools! The Meddling Fools!
These are typically what the horrified investigating hero (of limited intellect but a sound right hook) says when he ends up inside the Mad Scientist's laboratory, and sees the hideous spectacle of: dogs learning to read/zombie gorilla cyborgs/dinosaurs cloned from ancient DNA (delete where applicable).
A zombie gorilla cyborg. Someone actually created this.*** |
"Nuneaton firm trialling exoskeletons" |
- this |
* In Bolivia, it is a legal requirement to mock them.**
** This may not be true
*** Some people have entirely TOOOOOO much time on their hands.
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