After all, it's not like they have an online Masterclass in "World Domination" that you can sign up to - or, as our South Canadian cousins would say, "Masterclass in World Domination #101", which I believe is a generic reference to an education session at an institute of higher education.
I have, in the past, made note of those persons who will be the first to make involuntary contributions to the Organ Banks.
Probably not to the Brain Depository, though |
Of course, a Resistance movement would inevitably arise, except I shall have already established it myself under false pretences, and after a few months, guess what? The Resistance will mysteriously vanish, and the number of slaves in my uranium mines will increase by a corresponding number.
A sight to warm the cockles of a World Dictator's heart (assuming they have one) |
Here an aside. Have you ever wondered where that word "Overweening" comes from? You only ever see it used about the excessively proud or ambitious - we shall come back to that - and it doesn't really feature in everyday conversation.* Okay, the derivation is from "Over" and "Ween", the second part of which comes from Old English "Wenan", meaning "To think". Overthinking. We shall come back to that, too.
The odious Pecksniff, brought low by <drum roll> overweening greed and ambition |
View from the Teuton board end |
View from British board end |
Get lost, you idiot! |
For this reason, the 39th Division is concentrating two brigades on the divisional port flank, one to assault and another in reserve behind it. The starboard flank is held with only one brigade, spread across two squares, as the intent there is only to mask the Teuton defences, not attack them.
The 51st has two brigades spread across all three of it's starting squares, with the reserve brigade held behind the middle square. The reason for these brigades being in such reserve positions is so that, if they advance far enough, they do not hit the Teuton pillbox complexes - attacking these head-on would be unwise and costly.
The very model of a modern major-general.** |
Wow. The Intro has taken up most of this post. Quick! Hurl the motley into that water-butt full of Stargazer fish and let us proceed!
A Whale Of A Time
As you may have recently become aware, plastic has suddenly morphed into the Epitome Of Evil. This will put a bit of a crimp into the novelisation of "Alien", because the "Nostromo" is towing an oil-refinery-in-space not merely for fossil fuels, but in order to create plastics when it reaches Earth. Perhaps the future doesn't give a stuff about ecology?
Anyway, the best way to raise awareness of how Bad Plastics Are is by - Art?
Obviously! |
- Creating a dead whale from plastic waste. Ha! Take that, Populous Dictatorship! That'll teach you - next up, a giant Winnie The Pooh made from pop bottles; believe me, that would get some attention.
Also -
You might consider the whale above to be defective - work with me on this one - but how about one that actually defects? Art?
A Beluga whale |
The Admiral Kuznetzov, wheezing it's way home on a tow rope. |
Cheerio!
* Unless you are talking to Conrad, who can be sure to shoehorn some obscure word into the conversation as proof of his cleverness.
** You know, that sounds familiar ...
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