Or, Your Humble Scribe is not quite as clever as he likes to think he is. NO SNIGGERING AT THE BACK THERE!
Okay, the results from the Indian general election have now been declared, and some guy is now the victor. Forgive me for not going into detail here, we here at BOOJUM! don't go into Political matters if we can avoid.
Launch pad for Atlas Five (Because Politics = Dull) |
So - where are they all going to live? Because there is a limited amount of real estate in India; once you've spread out laterally in 2 dimensions, where do you go from there?
You go to - NO SNIGGERING AT THE BACK THERE! - massive construction projects, which move in 3 dimensions, which explains today's title. And here we refer back to the colossal engineering projects intended to house millions of citizens. Art?
Sic |
Conrad wonders if the mega-city architecture and processes might not play out first in Uttar Pradesh, rather than Battery Park. Time will tell!
Now, motley, that's a wing-suit we've clothed you in, and this - don't look down! - this is the very topmost level of the Bourj Khalifa that the lightning-conductor technicians can get to and - off you go!
Very possibly the motley |
You Bought A What?
Take a look at the sylph-like Shelli and - well, a picture is better. Art?
Eyes right! On the cello not the Shello |
Good manners prohibit from saying how much the gel paid for it, but she was, as the saying goes, chuffed into small fragments about it.
That did leave the problem of how to get it home; a cello in it's case being both 1) Heavy and 2) Very awkwardly shaped. There's a comedy sketch in there somewhere.
Cellos, with puny humans for scale |
Quickly! Put up the Sanity Screens! Check and see if The 1975 are still hale and hearty, or at least alive -
- phew, they are. It was just a bad curry last night. Okay, carry on people, nothing to see here -
Hale, hearty and up for a party |
Conrad Has Been Thinking Further ...
Always a dangerous thing, frankly, especially when stood waiting for a bus with nothing to occupy my mind but abstract thought.
Anyway, I was pondering about Syndrome (you recall, the huge-chinned Mad Scientist from "The Incredibles") and his threat/promise/flat statement (delete where applicable) to make superpowers available to all.
It is a massive chin. |
This is going to create one heck of a situation, where illegally-obtained SuperPowered kit is in the hands of those who are, at least, unscrupulous and, at worst, positively eeeevil. Consequently, governments across the globe are going to require the services of an international team of superheroes who can tackle the menace of Super Villains -
Except they've all been disbanded, at least in South Canada. Conrad, who is pretty much Schadenfreude made flesh, would enormously enjoy seeing death and destruction rain down upon the petty, graceless, compensation-hungry ingrates that populate Municiberg.
NO DATELINE! |
You see? You see now? Property damage in the billions and death toll in the tens of thousands - and that's just from one SuperVillain.** Idiots. How do you think the world of Old Man Logan came about?
Yeah! |
CAUTION! Whipped cream dispensers can explode and kill! |
<Sighs and reaches for Tazer> |
"The Liberators" By Viktor Suvorov
Once again I apologise for having mental flotsam come bobbing to the surface of that broiling broth I call a brain, where septic sewage stews in the cerebellum.***
For yes, I've got no idea why this particular work came to the fore. Art? O stop whining and put some salve on them -
I remembered the key being on the other side |
Two boots. Close enough. |
Oh, and there we are, over the ton.
* But of course. If it had been a dead donkey playing the xylophone that would have been - incongruous.
** The "Terror Tacticians" are, technically, merely sidekicks.
*** Sorry about that, too - it also sounds quite, quite horrid.
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