Oh, wait a minute, that would be me.
Once again, I do apologise for more mental flotsam suddenly appearing in the forefront of that enormous rubbish-filled skip I call (loosely) "my mind". I don't know why this line from "Macbeth" happened to get centre front and all the attention, just that it did.
No oil paintings they |
Anyway, what happens if you fall asleep in an odd position, or sit on your hands, and then get pins and needles? What happens if you're a bad seamstress and constantly stick needles into your digits? What about nursess or paramedics who stick sharp pointy things into you in order to get a blood drop for sampling?
The doctor will see you now, ladies |
In this case, a truly frightening thought |
Now, motley, we're going to see if you can move faster than this steam hammer can.
Probably not ... |
Back In Time -
With Your Humble Scribe's relentless analysis of "The Incredibles" timeline, which we're nowhere near finishing <sniggers>.
Okay, at about the 1:12:00 mark we see Elasti - sorry, Helen Parr - at the controls of an executive jet, of a fairly generic type. Art?
This looks suspiciously similar to the Learjet 23, the first executive airplane that was powered by jets, and which was made from 1963 to 1966. That doesn't really narrow the time window down very much, as these things would have gone on to serve easily into the Seventies. Next!
Helen and her honking headphones |
Goons grasping guns |
Ignore the lycra-clad pertness to left - look at the rocket! |
Here an aside. Remember Mirage, Syndrome's senior female minion? Perhaps his only female minion. What's her superpower? Being thin? And what about what South Canadians coyly call "Restrooms" - are there female ones dotted all over the volcano base? Inquiring minds want to know!
- ah yes, the rocket. My notes show that it kind of resembles Werner Von Braun's "Ferry Rocket" design.
But perhaps less 'wing-y' |
I apologise for the somewhat inconclusive nature of this item, since we still haven't nailed down any definite dates yet. In time, pupchen, in time.
Actually -
I recall a line of Syndrome's which goes something like " - and when everybody's super - nobody will be super!" which seems a bit dim, coming from someone supposedly so clever (though not clever enough to avoid wearing a cape).
In fact, Alan Moore wrote a comic book series based on just that very idea: a reality where everyone - yes, everyone - is superpowered, called "Top 10". Art?
It's pretty good |
I think we'll revisit this subject about everyone having superpowers again, as it's an interesting thought experiment, and - did I mention how much I hate Shakespeare?
"Lay on, MacDuff!
And damned be he who first cries, 'Enough!' "
You see? You see! Dinned into me as an "O" level back in 1977 and I cannot escape it!
Plum duff. Close enough. |
Finally -
My, my, the levels to which
I refer, of course, to the BBC's Comments section on Manchester In The City's win of three things - I forget what they are. A cup, a badge and a cuddly toy? The number of Comments rapidly climbed to well over a thousand, and My! I would say two-thirds were very, very uncomplimentary. If "Schadenfreude" is the malicious enjoyment of other people's misfortune, I wonder what the malicious dislike of other people's good fortune is called?
The City of Manchester. Big and wet. |
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