A Palatial election or somesuch, because that would be politics - sorry, Politics, and we don't do that here. Although I do recall a thesis by a couple of
A carp |
Freud would have loved this. It's called "Le Terrible", by the way |
So What Is The Big News?
That the genome of the plant used to make tea, Camellia Sinensis, has been decoded!
Sorry if this does not rock your world as much as it does mine, it's just that tea is an important element to everyday life here in the Allotment.
My cuppa, in prep |
Nuff said |
Palatial election? Pah!
A Taste Of Malta
You know, or ought to know by now, that Conrad has a streak of perversity in him that lies close to the surface. Thus, when a soft drink native to Malta named "Kinnie" was described by the returning travellers as - well, I don't want to insult the George Cross Island, but Degsy said that drinking it was like putting a copper penny on your tongue and sucking it - Art?
I kinnie think of a pun for this (To be said in a Scottish accent) |
All is not lost, however. It is exported to many other countries - okay, okay, a few - and the Allotment is amongst them, so - my time may yet come.
I Do A Clerihew
Once again walking the dog proves to be a time for quiet reflection and working out how to insult celebrities and famous people - providing their surname is reasonable to rhyme with. William Shatner proved hard to roast, as did Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Winston Churchill
Was rarely ill.
Because he drank a lot of brandy,
Which killed off his germs, thus being handy.
This might get me in trouble with MI5, but I can always plead that he was really half South Canadian. I think he also did bricklaying for stress relief, which might be an inspiration for a future clerihew.
Lloyd George
Loved to gorge.
He thought that all food was fine,
Which enormously expanded his waistline.
Right, off to put my ten-day-past-it's-sell-by-date quiche in the oven! Back shortly ...
Ted Heath
Had awesome teeth.
He could thus eat tough pork chops
And fearlessly crunch aniseed drops.
Known for his love of yachts |
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