Although if Gomorrah still survives in some form, dating back to Biblical times, and anyone there is reading this - a slim chance, I grant you - then they might be fearfully confused. So might the rest of you. Anyway, let us crack on.
Either Gomorrah getting it, or Ground Zero at Castle Bravo |
In pursuit of this gainful employment, because £££, Conrad popped into the city so named above to register with Rullion (a job agency for those who do not hail from the Allotment's shores).
Inevitably, my footsteps took me to Church Street market Bookbuyers, which shop now boasts a roving security guard, and no Spice zombies this week. Thus below -
The Haul
I wasn't sure if I'd already got the IWM book or not, but at only £1 it was worth the risk.
Perhaps Art can grace us with a picture, if he puts that plate of coal down?
I'm particularly pleased at getting the Heath Robinson work (upper left in the photo). Once again, for those who hail beyond these hallowed shores, he was our version of Rube Goldberg. Unfortunately HR became known for and typecast in drawing quirky inventions, when he really wanted to branch out into more serious stuff; the Inside Every Clown Is A Hamlet Syndrome, I suppose.
HR at work |
What Weather!
Today is Summer. Literally. I can evidence this. Art? Plate down, picture up.
You might be forgiven for not recognising this bus stop, as previously when I've taken a photograph it's been grey, overcast, raining or with streams of lava pouring down the hillside. However, as you can tell by the shadows the sun is shining. Given the vagaries of the weather here in the Allotment, we have to treat a day like today as if it were the only day of Summer extant. Why, I even went into town without a coat - such daring!
Most ridiculously, there is rumbling on the news of a potential drought looming. how is this even remotely possible, given the frequency of days when the very Atlantic itself unloaded from the heavens? What the heck did they do with all that water?
A Clerihew Or Two
Let us once again unload mild opprobrium upon some musical icons. I did these on the bus-ride home, as I have not taken Edna for a walk today. Yet! Yet, I'll do that after this, okay?
David Gilmour
Is no longer poor.
However, before "The Wall"
He didn't have much money at all.
Rick, early Seventies version |
Elton John
Is not a Don.
Because he does not come from Iberia,
Where a Don is someone rather superior
I'm not sure what they'd make of him in Spain. He is British, yet he's also rather - er - ostentatious, which is a bit much, frankly.
Elton in a quiet, reflective moment (for him) |
David Hasselhoff
Likes to quaff.
He drinks twenty pints a day,
And is often guilty of affray.
Syd Barrett
Never played with Keith Jarrett
Because Keith had a jazzy schtick
And Syd preferred his keyboardist, Rick
This is perfectly true, to my uncertain recollection. Keith Jarrett is a South Canadian jazz pianist, and I've already mentioned Rick Wright, keyboards chap in Pink Floyd. By now I think I've wrung out all the permutations possible with Syd, but we shall see, we shall see ...
Keith Jarrett's shirt giving Elton a run for his money |
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