- is the Hungarian for "Perfectly Good". Why Hungarian? Why not! I'm talking about the blog, in case you were wondering or baffled or both, because of Carol.
Nice try, Art. Let me just get my Tazer ... |
She also appears to have read BOOJUM! for the first time and stated on Facebook that she "got lost along the way".
The map she used. O Carol! |
And I still insist that you can never have too many pens.
Come To My Aid With - Lucozade?
That default description on Facebook is a bit of a bind. I feel obliged to throw in asides about astronomy and, topically, bus posters. These are easily visible from my vantage point in the lounge. Art? (he's the sump-dweller).
My view |
Here an aside. Looking at the soggy scenario depicted in the photograph above, you'd be hard-pressed to believe your humble scribe got sunburned at the weekend; I ask you, sunburn in early April? Truly the end times are come upon us.
Go on, taunt me. |
Really! <said in a tone of righteous indignation> Can you not give a man something to work with? And no, 'Prettylittlething' will not suffice for a man who is neither of the first two.
The Bowler Hat
You can't get more British than that!
Then again ... Apparently the Bowler Hat, which the South Canadians mislabel as a "derby", and which I will only ever call a Bowler Hat, was more popular in the Old West than the stetson. I think I can see a reason for this. Art?
A hat |
Another hat |
Now, the old cliche is that bowler hats are worn by city gents, who also carried an umbrella and a briefcase. Art?
- and who fought crime with the assistance of glamourous sidekicks |
Finally
Because we need another short article to get to count, a clerihew is called for! Whom shall we insult today?
Sir Isaac Newton
Never used a futon.
Instead, a four-poster bed
Is where he lay his sleeping head.
That wasn't very insulting, was it? Come on, Conrad, try harder. Oooh! I know!
Kim Jong-Il
Never used a quill
In fact he could not even write
The lad, frankly, was not too bright.
There you go, all his troubles can be laid directly at the feet of NOT HAVING ENOUGH PENS.
Look - all that pocket and NOT A SINGLE PEN! I rest my case. |
* For the record, Carol is more a Grisly Murder Novel than a Mills & Boon reader
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