It's been on the news of late; the Cambridge/Oxford University Boat Race, which takes place on the River Thames. It's hard to get more British than that, unless you watch it whilst drinking tea and eating scones with jam and cream. Having some frightful ordnance from the Second Unpleasantness intrude on this cosy domestic scene is very unwelcome, so I am glad to see the race will take place unembarrassed by unexploded shells*.
Conrad is not entirely sure about this photograph -
Hmmmm. Not good practice |
Having done our bit for public safety, Conrad would like to point out that the Boat Race will pass Chiswick Eyot near to the Finish line; Chiswick Eyot being one of those tidal islands around the UK that I've been going on about of late. Because the race is run at high tide the entire island is submerged. I think Art can be prodded into providing proof. Art?
The boats and the Eyot |
There you go: Explosive Ordnance Disposal, geography and How To Be Extremely British in one compact article.
Sunday Brekker
If you are not familiar with English idiom, "Brekker" or "Brekkie" is a diminutive for "Breakfast". Here we have Conrad's morning scoff, bathed in sunlight.
The porridge, of course - of course! - is made with milk and SALT. SALT. NOT SUGAR! NEVER SUGAR! Nor honey or syrup or blueberries or pineapple. Porridge is a savoury dish and my parents, Scottish to their core, would have buried me alive in the back garden if I'd ever been Sassenach to put <hack spit> sugar in my porridge.
And yes, that is black tea without sugar or milk, just the way it's intended to be drunk.
The pills? A story for another day ...
More Doggerel Slander
Except I don't think you can slander the dead, can you? Anyway, let us proceed with today's clerihew, what you might call clerihewing, which brings to mind an anecdote about an axe - a story for another day.
Samuel Langhorne Clemens
Didn't like lemons.
He did not write about them, much.
Instead he invented "Starsky and Hutch"
Samuel Langhorne Clemens |
Mark Twain
Was very sane.
He was such a sensible man
That he is still revered in Japan.
Mark Twain |
More Of Greek Agricultural Vandalism
If you have been reading the blog of late - only this way will your descendants avoid being sent to the organ vats or the plutonium mines - then you will recall Victor Davis Hanson's seminal work on war and agriculture in Classical Greece. He posits that it is far, far harder to effectively devastate crops and trees than comes across in contemporary literature, and proves this to amusing effect.
Being a working farmer as well as an author, VDH told an amusing anecdote about chopping down a modestly-sized orange tree.
An orange tree. Possibly .liked by Samuel Langhorne Clemens |
A Massey Ferguson 165, 60 horsepower tractor |
Ford 4000, 55 horsepower tractor |
* Please note the lack of any tasteless puns here.
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