Conrad, not being especially precious about his appearance, tends to look at his reflection in the lift mirror and intone "Fatty needs a haircut".
Throwing this in at random because I can. Plus, I like the title |
"Do get on, Conrad," I hear you querulously quote. "We recorded 'Game of Thorns*' and want to watch it."
Okay! Here we have your humble scribe sunning himself in the back yard:
Conrad, sunny as the weather |
You may also have noticed that little amuses Conrad more than - looking unamused. In this he takes after one of the funniest Hom. Sap. who ever existed, Buster Keaton. Art?
My hero |
More Of The Back Yard
Once again fringing on Religion and Politics, if not Current Affairs, I quote from a work acquaintance of many years ago, whose father had been stationed in Palestine whilst it was still under the British Mandate. "When those Jews from Europe arrived," he informed son, "They meant business. They were going to make the desert bloom. End of."
This slightly-strained analogy might also be extended to Wonder Wifey, who has attacked our previously infertile back yard with gusto. With vim, even. Aided by moral support from your modest artisan***, she's been very busy. I can prove this. Art?
Seedling triffids |
Okay, Art, show some more!
Hand-made Faraday Cage |
Tethered tomato plants |
BOOJUM! - filling you in on all matters green.
Elon Musk, Mars And Terminators
Elon is the chap behind Spacex, the people currently contracted to supply the International Space Station with deep-fried Mars bars and poutine, or whatever NASA thinks they need up there. Spacex are also attempting to create a re-usable rocket for delivering payloads to orbit, and give them their due, they've managed to return a rocket and soft-land it on a barge in the middle of the ocean.
Elon has also stated that he wants Spacex to manage an unmanned Mars shot by 2018, which is practically by tomorrow in the rocketry and astronomy world.
Impatient chap! |
Don't laugh, it might happen!
This is why EM is so frantic to get to Mars; humanity's bolt-hole for when - not if - Claude arrives.
Mind you, looking back at my articles on Global Catastrophic Events, if the Asteroid Impact scenario arrives first then even a billionaire genius like
"Okay. Kinda flattered -" |
Out Of Conflict Comes Drama
The final cut |
Still, "Based on a concept by Conrad and BOOJUM!" as a credit would make it all worthwhile!
Your opinion might vary, although since it's my blog and you're only human <cocks a snoot>
Cocking a snoot - entirely SFW despite your dirty minds |
* Something like that
** I may have mentioned this once or twice in the past
*** And hands-on help from Degsy
^ I'm not sorry about this, not one bit.
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