- and not a film, a mis-identification that nobody has bothered to correct in either the Comments or on Facebook or Twitter, nope, no, non, nyet, nobody has noticed. No bewailing or belabouring the point.
This, naturally, leads Conrad to mischievous thoughts. Would any of you know if he made a film up from scratch? Say a low-budget horror film, with indie roots, that you wouldn't know from Adam, but which might well be featured in the lists of Anything Horror?
http://anythinghorror.com/
The link, which you had better check out because I'll be auditing your ISP.
The Medved Brothers did this in one of their seminal bad movie listing books; out of several hundred mentioned, one was a complete fake. I never found out which.
Anyway, back to "Uncharted". Art?
Blimey. There's been 3 others? Who knew! |
Now that the Intro is over, let the motley begin!
- but not before we wow you with the hi-tec grafix of MISSILE COMMAND!!! |
Jed Mercurio And Yesterday's Second Coincidence
I didn't post this on Monday as it would have scared you, as it certainly scared me.
"Ha! What a scamp!" I can hear you comment. "Conrad, with his nerves of plaited neutronium!"
Flattering, if a little wide of the mark, yet showing a certain grovelling creativity. Keep it up, keep it up - it'll keep you out of the organ-banks when my starship invasion fleet arrives.
Where was I?
O yes, that Mercurio chap. Ex-doctor. Critically-acclaimed for television programmes like "Bodies" and "Line of Duty", which Conrad hasn't seen and isn't interested in, and also responsible for "Invasion Earth", which he has seen and is interested in. Briefly put, it's the chillingly plausible tale of what happens when advanced aliens encounter Earth and mount an invasion: you lot (Hom. Sap.) risk having to destroy Earth in order to save it. No happy ending. Bleak, if you like.
That's a good alien up there |
"Shatterer of Worlds", that's what.
This has a particular resonance with your humble scribe as this is an alternative translation of that line from the Bhagavad Gita that I've mentioned of late - "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds", which can also be read as "Now I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds".
Tea and sympathy: how the British interrogate UFO pilots |
A Stern Warning About What You Call Edna
Please note that although Edna is a lady dog, you are not permitted to call her the "B" word. Art?
Bless her |
Thank you!
GLOBAL CATASTROPHIC RISKS!!!
Gosh, that sounds exciting, doesn't it! Believe it or not, I read a short article buried in The Metro's interior about these, speculated to arrive within the next 5 years, and they had a list. I cross-checked this with Wikipedia, and what do you know, there was a correspondence. Wiki split their list into two parts - Man-made and Natural. Let's examine Man-Made first, and your humble scribe's take on each.
1) Total War: Nah. The First and Second Unpleasantness combined didn't finish off more than 60 million people, which is less than one per cent of the world's total population today. Total war isn't total enough, frankly.
"Total War" by The Comsat Angels. Do you see? How everything hangs together? |
NORAD's defence simulator |
Hardly terrifying, is it? |
Cyrus the Virus. And yes, he really is that evil. |
I think we'll stop there as this is rather grim fare. Well, for Hom. Sap. anyway. Let me cheer you up with proof that I've completed today's Metro Cryptic Crossword:
Vindicated! |
* I use the plural here as I'm not sure if your gizzard equates with your tripes.
** This is to simplify a spectacularly complex issue, but you don't have 3 hours to read a 50,000 word essay on the topic. Or do you?
*** That's a vulgarism for "bottom", FYI
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