- this is nothing at all to do with the manufacture of steel or Indian multinational corporations. I've already explained, twice, that the blog does not touch the horrid prospects of either Politics or Current Affairs.
"But Conrad!" I hear you say, "Isn't that a -"
I'm sticking this in to see if it turns up as the default picture on Facebook It's a C96 Broomhandle Mauser pistol, FYI |
So. " Ta Ta" is an expression in English vernacular*, meaning "Goodbye", pronounced "Ta Tah", or "Tah Tah" if you want the Received English pronuciation**. Where does it come from? Who knows, Wiki certainly doesn't and that's as far as I care to go in researching it. There is a Northern variation, "Tara", pronounced "Ta Rah", not to be confused with one of the ancient kings of Ireland I believe. Since that borders on all three of the Taboo Subjects, we'll end that particular speculation right there.
Confusingly, there is also another bit of English vernacular - "Ta". This means "Thank you", and once again it's origin is uncertain. So don't go using this expression more than once or you might offend your host.
Tar. Close enough |
Having either illuminated your intellect or puzzled you fearfully, I shall now proceed with the rest of today's scrivel.
Breakfast Of Champions!
The traditional way for Conrad to begin his day:
Crumpets, hot cross buns and ice cream |
Conrad Versus Cat
I have found that, when I sit down to read and make notes, Jenny inevitably comes over to nosey, if there is food present (see above) and to get as close as possible to your humble scribe. If she can shove her bum in my face then she deems her day to be complete and purrs loudly. One of her predilictions is to fight with any stray pens lying around, until they fall off the table onto the floor, at which point she considers her job done and ignores them. Art?
Somewhat obscure - |
Maybe you can! |
Happy catty on human lappy |
"Bummer! Warm cushiony object has moved!" |
I think we can call that a score-draw: Conrad 1 Jenny 1
Day Three Of Being Sober
Perhaps "Day Three Of Drinking Copious Amounts Of Tea And Lemonade" is closer to the mark. Not missing Old Speckled Hen very much, thank you for asking. Liver is cautiously optimistic, as long as the tea and lemonade don't reach epic proportions; Kidneys are still complaining at having to work just as hard processing a liquid intake amounting to litres per day, but then they've always been whiney, skrikey organs. I hope you noticed the giant Darth Maul mug of tea in breakfast photo.
Conrad: sober or sociopath? Only you can tell! |
* Slang <translation into English courtesy Mister Hand>
** Posh <translation into English courtesy Mister Hand>
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