- that Conrad is a big, big fan of Eric Powell's "The Goon". This particular comic is a work of middling genius and is so funny that your humble scribe dare not read it on the bus, for fear of laughing out loud and being dubbed, not merely "Probably Weird" but "Proven Weird". Art?
NO! Art! My Tazer is - |
- three - ah, just in time. |
Cautious optimism all round |
The Goon holds forth about "Twilight" |
I don't know if this will ever see the cold light of day. I live in hope, though.
Conrad Clears The Table
It has been at least a year, and possibly <gulp!> two since I set up a couple of paste-tables and added some scenery, in order to play a game of "Blitzkrieg Commander", set in the deserts of North West Africa. I think the scenario had the Eighth Army (British, Commonwealth and Allied) attaching the Axis (Germans and Italians) during Operation Crusader. Their goal was to break through a defensive deployment and get onto the Escarpment. I think. It's been a long time since I set it up. Art?
Don't fret, I'll flatten the fabric |
No, It's Not A Packet Of Dead Slugs
Pretty close, however. This is the grim interior of a packet of Everton Mints that have been lying on top of the wargaming tables for aeons.
All the remaining sweets are now stuck to the packet thanks to deliquescing over time; just to test it I turned it upside down and shook, and nothing was dislodged.
"But Conrad!" I can hear you retch. "Such miserly retention of aged sweets is surely not necessary?"
Not strictly speaking, no. I am curious as to how long they remain edible after their BBE date, which happens to be "Aug 2015", and the ones I've managed to peel off the packet and unwrap have all been quite alright. As for the rest, I'll get back to you on that.
French Dream-Pop And Franz Kafka
A bit tenuous, this one. However, I worked it out, so you're going to get it.
Okay, the French band M83 have a song called "Recontre Moi Une Histoire", or "Tell me a story", which explains how thoroughly amusing it is to turn into a frog. Your mileage may vary, yet they insist how funny the process is.
M80. Close enough |
Ho ho hopping along, eh? |
Go on, guess.
Absolutely nothing***! Here is a responsible group of Star Wars re-enactors taking care to carry their replica firearms in hand luggage, thus avoiding any possible misunderstandings with members of the public, or, more to the point, the police. BOOJUM! salutes your civic and common sense, lady and gentlemen.
* Loud hoorays!
** The protagonist in "Metamorphosis". Which is by Franz Kafka. I didn't just choose him at random you know.
*** What, were you expecting a bit of cheap mockery?
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