The Reason Why Cakes Sit In The Lounge
This compact Travelling Cat's fur also unzips for easy cleaning |
Disgraceful!
Just done the weekly shop at Asda and they don't stock loose-leaf tea!
This is - it's - well it's nothing short of criminal is what it is. No loose-leaf, let alone loose-leaf Darjeeling. Shocking! Don't these people realise we built and maintained an empire based on consumption of loose-leaf tea?
Come closer -
Loose-leaf Darjeeling. Gaze upon it in wonder, dear reader. |
<Mr Hand interposits here - "Conrad may rant about this for some time. Let's move on, shall we?>
A Dead Shirt
Yeah. It was irrevocably disgraced with an indelible stain, so it had to die.
Behold! The savagely slain shirt. |
Cheerio!
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