For we are back to discussing the life and times of Judge Dredd and Mega-City One, where 400 million people are crammed into all the available space, meaning a vertical conurbation, composed largely of enormous tower blocks. These are self-sufficient communities in their own right, where it is possible (and frequent) to live an entire lifetime without venturing outside.
An example |
Okay, take this dangerously over-crowded, madcap city and - add guns. Lots of guns. In fact, a gun for every healthy adult, and by "gun" I include mobile artillery and missiles, for these are what equip each block's "Citi-Def". These are the city's Citizen Defence Groups, who are liable to be activated in time of disaster or war.
That's the plan. In reality -
Things sometimes go awry. |
Very awry. |
There you go, more vital background information ahead of the television series. BOOJUM! - helping you live in the world of tomorrow!
A little stroll in the countryside, a few years hence |
More Landships
As the prototype TANK was originally known. Of course we in Perfidious Albion loudly proclaim that we invented TANK, which is true and a badge of honour, but we were not the only ones mucking about with armour-plate and engines. Our allies the M8s also came up with ideas, one of which was the "Rouleau Frot-Laffly". Art?
Conrad not sure which direction it's heading. |
Found one - a Laffly LT road roller. |
Meanwhile, At The Bookshop -
Goodness me, my hobby collection of "Official History of the War: Military Operations" has taken a turn for the expensive. I still need one text volume to complete the original line-up from the Twenties and Thirties, and another 9 map sets. These mapsets are uncommon, and usually pricey - which, because I won't pay more than £40 for them, has slowed the old collecting down rather. Art
<Conrad's palms get hot and sweaty> |
Bah!
Enough wibble of warfare and woe! Let us change the subject and instead stentorianly sermon on <thinks>
VEGETABLES!
Damon Runyon
It is a sad fact that most of you out there will only know DR because of a <shudders> musical - "Guys and Dolls", which was adapted from some of his short stories. Conrad possessed his combined short stories and read and re-read them until he lost the books in a house move whenever.
A sad loss |
Patience!
One thing that puzzled your humble scribe was DR's describing something called a "Rutabaga", which from the sound of things was a vegetable. A person has a face like a rutabaga, and at one point our narrator is hit in the head by one - yet Ol' DR is careful never to explain what one is.
So what is a Rutabaga? Art! Enlighten us -
Thus. |
Speaking of which - |
And whilst on the subject of root vegetables, Conrad has just looked up that comedy staple, the "Mangel Wurzel". Yes, this is a real thing: a root vegetable of the beet family which is grown in order to feed livestock, rather than
Attack of the mutant vampire veg! |
"Person" might be going a bit too far ... |
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