If you read this blog with any regularity then you know Conrad's thought processes baffle many people, including himself at times. This is most often seen when a phrase or word pops up in his mind for no good reason - "Rhodomontade" anyone? - and he clucks about it on the blog. There is still that mysterious acronym from a couple of years ago that has never been resolved, either.
Here an aside. Another touchstone for your humble scribe is the weekend morning cryptic crossword, the solving of which allows his brain to gradually get up to speed as tea and toast are imbibed and ingested. Not today! Art?
I beg your pardon, I'd no idea it was upside down, and it's taken longer to correct it than it would have done to pop downstairs and take the photo right way up. Also a bit blurrier than I'd have liked, though hopefully you can see that Friday's cryptic is the same as Thursday's cryptic, which I'd already done (without cheating on the internets either). Thus the day got off to a bad start.
Anyway, I was looking at the notes made yesterday as prompts for typing all this out today, and the sixth entry made me frown. "Neo-Cam & N.E.O.s - 1 x Gig".
"What did I mean?" pondered your modest artisan. Of course we all know that "N.E.O.s" refers to "Near Earth Objects" - obviously! - but what is "Neo-Cam" and why is it gigging?
NEOs. "Fahsands of 'em" |
Neo-Cam CAUTION! Cannot teach you the salsa. |
Capri Cup's Christening
How's about that for alliteration? In a
With objects for scale. (Or I'm too lazy to tidy up) |
Loft In Space
No! Nothing to do with attic conversions or that place where bats and wasps nests congretate. "Loft" as in "To propel an object upwards".
Doctor Smith approves. (Do you see what - O you do) |
The current idea is to use a cable instead, which was also problematic until recently, as no material strong enough to sustain the stresses of such loading existed. Tah-dah! Enter carbon nanotubes. They might be capable of doing the job, although your modest artisan is unaware of any proof-of-concept projects being undertaken with mile-long CN cables under test. Watch this space.
Going up. And up. And up. |
There's also a risk of collision with satellites or aircraft, meaning some people have suggested the cable be tethered to a floating anchor, so the whole array can be warped out of harm's way and thus avoid an impact in the first place. Of course that adds another set of problems with waves and tides and hurricanes ...
... not to mention KILLER EELS!*** |
I dunno. Human ingenuity, eh?
Right, we are indeed at count, at which point I need to post this, take a comfort break and trot manfully into Royton for my daily constitutional. Later, Hom. Sap.s!
* I know one is NASA and the other is BBC and they're completely different, but I'm on a ranting roll here.
** Not while they're bobsledding, obviously. That would imperil the bobsledders.
*** You didn't think I'd forgotten mankind's deadliest foe, did you?
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