By "German" I refer to the Teuton state as it existed during the Second Unpleasantness, and by "Sherman" I refer to the M4 Armoured Fighting Vehicle, also of that era. This Intro, as you probably guessed by now, is to do with TANK. After all, what better way to brighten up a grim, grimy, grey November morning than a whole lot of TANK?*
Perfidious Albion: inventor of football, chips and TANK. |
Erk. |
Wow. Conrad has just been Sensible. Quick, engage the Nonsense Circuits!
Actually don't, I forgot we've not addressed today's title.
Okay - Jonathan Parshall. I'd never heard of him before but on a Youtube clip he did a verrrrrry interesting analysis of South Canadian, Sinister and Teuton tank production during the Second Unpleasantness. Art?
The man himself |
The South Canadians produced over 88,000 A.F.V.s during wartime, which is going some, supplying the grateful Brits - who never really understood the concept of "reliable" - and the Sinisters. It took about 10,000 man-hours to build a Sherman, and they cost around £20,000 apiece. Keep those figures in mind!
Right, time to stick the motley's head into a bass speaker at a Deep Purple concert!
A Chap With A Map
I undersell myself: a chap with 40 maps, actually. For Yes! That mapset which goes with "History of the War: Military Operations: 1914: Volume II" arrived yesterday, and I'm sure you're bursting with curiosity about it. Let your curiosity be sated - Art?
I shall explicate. First photo shows the case, which is rather worn. Second photo shows that this set was the property of the Royal Engineer's Library (cool!). Third shot demonstrates that people actually used these maps, instead of leaving them to bother dust on a shelf. Then there's the printing date, making them 94 years old, and a somewhat brown-spotted last map, though given it's nearing a centenary you can understand why.
Only 2 more mapsets to get and that will be the whole of France and Flanders' mapsets. Then, of course, there's all the other ones ...
Make Mine Mars, Musky, Mate
(Eventually). Yes, our favourite Robert Heinlein hero made concrete, Elon Musk, has stated that the eventual spaceship that was Big Falcon Rocket is now going to be renamed "Starship", in addition to having a redesign. Art
An artist's impression (Obviously!) |
That bit about Mars is because Ol' El sees his 'Starship' taking people to the Red Planet. Steady on, Musky old boy, you have to walk before you can sprint like an Olympic athlete on steroids and amphetamine!
No, Art, no. You've put up "Muskie" |
Finally -
Ah, where would we be without Vanadium? All the poorer for it, I fear, as it is one of the trace elements added in the manufacturing process to improve the quality of steels. Art? Stop whining, put some salve on it and get to work -
Va-va-vanadium |
And, because it was discovered by a Swede, he named it after the Nordic goddess Vanadis.
BOOJUM! - educating you one fact at a time.**
* To those who suggest "Beer", I would respectfully point out that it's only 10:30 ante meridian.
** Yes, we do have a long way to go.
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