If you recall anything about Conrad, then you know he has a childish delight in guns - "Artillery pieces" if we're being formal - and his interest is all the more piqued as the guns get bigger and bigger.
So, in the spirit of acknowledging the Centenary of the First Unpleasantness, let us examine (briefly, for this is not the focus of our article) the 'Paris Gun', a monstrous great construction. Art?
Thus |
Paris. Possibly in Paris, but not made from Plaster of Paris . |
Ludendorff is - sad. |
Anyway, what I really wanted to mention was another enormous gun utterly new to me, that came under the heading of "High Altitude Research Project", that being a collaboration by the South Canadians and British Americans back in the early Sixties. The idea was to take a surplus 16" naval gun, which is a pretty large piece of ordnance in it's own right, and join another 16" naval gun to it, making the whole thing 40 yards long. Art?
Paging Mister Freud - |
Martlet missiles modelled by a Miss |
Of course the story doesn't end there, but I think we've had enough big bangs for one day. We may go on about SHARP later, and even HAARP -
Tell the motley to stand still whilst our blindfolded staff hurl the poison darts - if it moves it makes a noise and they may hit it!*
Motley! You're looking well. |
I did mention briefly yesterday that Wonder Wifey has returned, to the general delight and delectation of Edna, who now doesn't have to suffer wilful horrid sinful opprobious eeeevil malicious neglect.** To the muted relief of your humble scribe, too, who is no longer bound foot and hand by a small furry child.
If a dog can be said to sleep contemptuously, then here it is. |
You What?
That font of all the news that's fit to writ, namely the BBC, has an item up that details how difficult and dangerous it can be for NASA's Insight probe to land on the surface of Mars. The jargon for this is "Entry, Descent and Landing" and mistakes at any one of these critical points can result in destruction of the probe. Art?
It's all happening! |
"Human ssssquatterssss not wanted!" |
BOOJUM! has been temporarily suspended and taken off-line for purely technical reasons. Please check back at a later date once these have been resolved, or InSight has landed successfully, whichever comes first.
* Or they may not. We don't really care.
** This may be a little exaggerated, I'm channeling Edna.
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