Before we continue any further, I should warn you that this concerns the First Unpleasantness. Yes, again! Twice in one day, egad. Come on, I know you can make it: "But screw your courage to the sticking place", as the Barf of Avon once said, although why you would need to go all DIY on the courage if it's already been blue-tacked into place beats me.
- and applying that to this would invoke the fury of the RSPCA |
Disregarding that last, our chaps in the trenches were forced to improvise, and their Royal Engineer compatriots rose to the occasion, coming up with a monstrosity known as the "Number 12 Grenade", or to you and I, the "Hairbrush Bomb". Yes, for some reason the troops from the Allotment of Eden insisted on calling hand-grenades "Bombs" then and later. Art!
One can see the family resemblance |
There you go, I think we've squeezed as much material as possible out of this subject, so it only remains for me to -
Hang on, hang on! Is Don Fagen still alive and healthy? We need to know -
"Cool it, Connie, cool it. I'm copacetic."* |
"Arachnids In The UK"**
Here an aside - I've just been watching 'Doctor Who' and was delighted to see that they recognised a giant spider is it's own worst enemy - it's the spiracles, you see, whereby they imbibe Oxygen Lovely Oxygen. The bigger the spider the longer the square root law applies and the less O2 it can breathe.
Why does this giant spider only have 7 legs? |
Whereas this, of course, is laughable nonsense. |
Okay, Let's Do A "Mash-Cup"
As the young people say. Combine Conrad's love of tanks (Big! Metal! Explodey!) with his perpetual worry about the impending Zombie Apocalypse (It's 'When' not 'If'!) and - exactly how effective would a tank be during the ZA?
These ones - not so much. |
https://www.quora.com/How-effective-could-tanks-be-against-zombies-in-a-Z-A
Okay, chaps, a tank also possesses at least one machine gun, co-axial alongside the main gun. The CO usually has another atop the turret, both of which would excel at gunning down revenants at a mile away.
Or - |
Then there is the "shotgun" round for tanks. Surprise! the military has studied
Hay Pesto! |
* This is rock-star for "Fine"
** Love the punk rock reference.
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