That's reaching in terms of rhyming; well, I have to work with what I've got, not what I want.
This typing is going to be in two parts, since the BBC have, treacherously and most definitely against tradition, set up their flagship dramatic reconstruction "Doctor Who" for broadcast on a Sunday evening. So, here beginneth the first part.
Now, we all know that Conrad abhors musicals, that he would be pathetically grateful for having two left feet, and non-genre television leaves him cold. Ergo, I do not have to watch "Strictly Come Dancing" to know that I'd hate it. HATE IT!
"But what, O Odious One, does that have to do with the extremely bitter alkaloid poison Strychnine, derived from the Strychnos Nux-Vomica tree, native to Southern India?" I hear you ask.
Because both make me retch? |
Because I would be as likely to ingest strychnine as I would sit down and watch SCD, and because there is a rough similarity in pronunciation. First of all, strychnine is very bitter and thus unpleasant if ingested on it's own. Secondly, it is lethal in small doses. That's two strikes against it, with things being weighted toward the second. Oddly enough, both cautions are equally applicable to SCD, at least in my case.
Watch what's in yer cup, matey |
Mind you, there was still Thallium ... |
Nearly time for the dramamentary to begin. Better slip out of my Sekrit Layr -
The Wargaming Proceeds But Slowly
For Lo! Conrad is a slow worker. I have now put labels on nearly all the units of Perfidious Albion, there's just a handful of XIV Corps bases to label. I notice that I've got a couple of 1/300 scale scratch-built Newton 6" Medium Mortars - not difficult to bodge up at this scale - and wonder should I add them in as well? These were the Medium Mortar batteries ("X" and "Y") in a British infantry division, crewed by the Royal Artillery because they were humongous great things. Art?
A Newton about to deliver the good news |
I shall also be playing the first few moves verrrry slowly, as it's literally years since I've played "Square Bashing" rules.
Conrad Was Startled
Actually, first I was complacent, then I was startled. I refer, of course, to the BBC's pages on the subject of "Science".
Here an aside. Why do they also have a separate web-page for "Tech"? Surely that's a subset of "Science"? Rather a limited one, too: all modern technology seems to be about to this author is endless babbling and boasting from mobile phone manufacturers.
Anyway, there I was, perusing the pages, thinking "This is news?" - a prehistoric piranha and a photograph of two monkeys - and also "I have to work with what I've got, and frankly it's not a lot"
UNTIL!! I saw the sidebar title "Headless Chicken Sea Monster Caught On Film"
How could I resist? Art!
Quite close to the description |
A headless chicken (Or a K'Zool Warrior, if you're Arnold J. Rimmer) |
<ahem> |
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