- and also go back in time many, many years, to when your humble scribe enjoyed reading his "Animal Magic" book as written by Johnny Morris, which explained that an "Off day" was not the same as a "Day off". The former being a generally unpleasant 24 hours, the latter being a holiday. Art?
Stop strangling him! |
More of an aside. One anecdote in the book details when, as a younger man during the Second Unpleasantness, he had been sent from the zoo to collect a caged parrot from a rural railway station. When he arrived the stationmaster, pale and quivering, ordered him to get the parrot out of there instanter, in tones that brooked no delay.
But - who can dislike a parrot? |
Anyway, that's nothing to do with my off day as of yesterday, which began rather ill, and meant I felt like delaying this post until things had definitely and literally got off the ground. Art?
Thus |
Fortunately the Murder-Mobile didn't suffer explosive decompression or runaway radio-isotope meltdown, or we'd have really been in trouble.
The story had a happy ending: airport reached just in time, and the drop-off process, which had been an utter shambles when introduced in July and which your modest artisan was quite leery of, was quite painless, quick and entirely queue-free.
Thus |
An Example Of Bathos
No! This is nothing to do with balneomaniacs.* "Bathos" refers from a literary transition from the mountain to the molehill, or from sublime to ridiculous. Here we go from the desperate tension of not knowing if we're going to make the airport on time, to Conrad rearranging his books. Art?
Before |
Hay Pesto! |
One For Absent Friends
Another example of bathos: your talented typist is Working From Home, which means having to put up with a small, disgruntled dog who thinks the entire human kingdom is there to please her. Here we see her providing moral support for Conrad as he tackles endless e-mails and e-forms. Art?
Ignore that bulging stomach (It's the camera angle) |
We shall see, shan't we?
Ah - A Lightbulb Moment
There is a line in "Arachnophobia" which Jeff Daniels' character pronounces, and I always thought it was just his accent or emphasis, when he mentions the deceased as having suffered "Titanic convulsions", in the sense of "Titanic" being derived from the Titans of mythology, i.e. those were whopping big convulsions.
A shovel? Jeff, Jeff - for these critters you need a flamethrower. |
Tetanic convulsion's poster boy |
* Thomas Pynchon in-joke there. I'm not going to tell you what Balneomaniacs are, either, because I'm horrid that way.
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