Which might not share an obvious connection at first, though it will become apparent if you stick with us.*
Okay, the BBC's science pages on it's website have been explaining away the XPRIZE competition that will be taking place in Greece later this year. This is a competition where 8 competing teams will attempt to accurately map an area of about 100 miles square.
Land of retsina and Herodotus |
Erk.
The winner gets £2.5 million. They will have earned it, as this is no easy task, given the temperature, the pressure and the absence of sunlight. Let's have a look at some of the robotic explorers. Art?
There you have, from port to starboard, the South Canadian, the Nork and the Nippon entrants in this contest. Oh, and they have but 24 hours
The prize money has been put up by Shell, with the eventual aim of creating a detailed and accurate map of
The Atlantic, naked. |
- which you never read here.
Okay, that's the first part of D.i.D. done. It only remains to entrap the motley with a collection of old rubber tyres and see how well it rolls downhill!
A Mystery Demystified
Let us abruptly change tack and switch to the subject of sea monsters, and a sub-set thereof: lake monsters. We've already covered the fakery associated with the Loch Ness Monster; if you live outside South Canada or British America then you may not have heard of the North American equivalent, "Champ". This supposed beastie dwells in the depths of Lake Champlain, hence the name. Art? Map!
A long lake |
Hmmm |
Let's see the original -
Still Hmmm |
There was also a 4 year delay before they came forward with the photo, during which time they kept it pinned on a wallboard and also hidden away in a drawer. Which is it?
Monster bait |
The truth shall set you free, but you can't sell it to sensationalist television programs, sadly.
Well, haven't we been all scientific and materialist and shizzle. Let us lighten matters
Speaking Of Moles -
We have been, just not of the short-sighted black-befurred worm-guzzling variety. More the hydraulically-propelled subterranean construction aid. Okay, take a gander at this. Art?
Hooray! |
Finally -
Just as sharks are our friends, so eels are not. You may think me a pettygfoggying Cassandra, but I'm warning you, those horrid slimy monsters are looking to get back at having been a human snack for, Lo! these many millenia.
I say "snack" when it should actually mean "food only to be eaten on a dare, when drunk, or if desperate" and I say this as someone who has eaten jellied eels. Art?
Eel about to eat jellied human |
The KILLER EEL! can still be deadly even when dead, as in the case of the Giant Moray Eel (that above is an infant only days old^), and several other species, who stockpile a host of poisons in their internal organs, chortling to themselves as they are killed by fishermen. This is because they can still poison the puny humans long after having been killed, cooked and served up as a substitute for fish and chips.
Worrying stuff, eh?
The dentist's nightmare: killer eel with toothache |
* The royal "us". At present there's only me here; not even any chickens.
** Ho ho.
*** Plenty!
^ This may be a teensy weensy lie.
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