We here on the blog may skirt common sense, logic, dialectical materialism and whether to stir clockwise or anti-clockwise but we are most definitely SFW. This proviso is for native English-speakers, as those unfortunate enough to live in those benighted cultural wastelands beyond the Allotment of Eden are probably scratching their heads in puzzlement.
Or possibly their asses |
Plutonium: ticks ALL the boxessdf w* |
An Arsine. Confusingly, also a French lady's name. |
Oh, it's also pyrophoric, which means at temperatures above 550C it will spontaneously combust. Does your semi-conductor plant have any hot exposed surfaces? Oh - it did - which is why it's now spread over a very large area.
I think it's now time to put the motley into a cement mixer as it rotates, and then chuck in a barrel of tarantulas!**
"Hi mom!" (x4) |
Promoting Physical Promulgation Via Prisoner Of War Population
If you'll forgive all those "P"s.
You have, no doubt, heard of "Pilates", which Conrad used to think was some variety of Latin dance class that ladies took to render themselves more akin to an hourglass, rather than a milk-bottle, and that it was a particularly modern fad.
Not a bit of it! Thanks to Indy Neidell and "Out of the Trenches" - a BIG thumbs up for this Youtube channel - I now know different. Art?
One for the ladies |
Then! As an 'enemy alien' - O how I can sympathise with you Joe - he was "interned", which is much the same as being "imprisoned" except a bit slacker and it looks better in the newpapers. Whilst thus having lots of spare time, Ol' Joe came up with the Pilates P.E. regime for his fellow internees.
Not entirely sure these are POWs ... |
Dogma
No! Not the Kevin Smith film, featuring himself, Jason Mewes, George Carlin, Salma Hayek, Ben Affleck - oh and a load of others. Nor the philosophical concept.
No, this is about Edna. The dog. Currently, as Wonder Wifey is off cruising the briny shallows (the Mediterranean not being especially deep by oceanic abyssal standards), she is under my care and tutelage - hence She Is Ma Dog. Not to be confused with Mad Dog, which is how she
Here she is, whiffling away, dreaming about - endless dinners of roast chicken? Having three hours solid play with the tuggy-bone and squeaky balls? Running the country? (delete where applicable).
Okay, time to venture into the kitchen and see what we can eat. Coming, Edna?
Thank You. I Think.
If you have a retentive memory and look back over the years, you will have noticed that Conrad likes a good murder mystery from the Golden Age, and indeed has just started to watch "The Unpleasantness at the Bellona Club" on Youtube - a Dorothy Sayers mystery featuring Lord Peter Wimsey.
This fondness is a sure sign of Middle Age. Once you start liking "Murder She Wrote" then you are Old Aged and not long for this life.
Your clock is ticking. |
Campion. Is champion. |
- you're not going to guess it, so I shall tell you: because it involved someone being sucked under in quicksand.
"I say! |
Finally -
This ought to make sense if you've arrived at this destination via Facebook or Twitter, or as much sense as any of BOOJUM! ever makes. Art?
Girders |
With these you wouldn't be girding yer loins, more your torso.
Okay, not wanting to overstay - do you see what O you do - it's time to begone!
* Pardon the typoes, my hands just sweat oodles when I think of Pu94.
** They all volunteered, so don't bother calling the RSPCI.***
*** Umbrella term. Covers arachnids as well.
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