You should know me by now - Spelling Nazi par excellence, typograpical errors not tolerated (peculiar South Canadian spell-checker notwithstandin), what you see is what I meant to put.
"Ah, another reference to 'Han Solo' and hence that forthcoming film about him?" I hear you sagely realise. Also "how much longer can he string out one film that's not even been released yet?"*
I did warn you yesterday that I was going to return to the subject in question, so you've been fairly briefed. Art?
Soon, my pretties, soon! |
"Look! A jaywalker!" |
"Excuse me, sir, but do you have a licence for that stick?" |
"Look! A Jaywalker!" BLAM BLAM BLAM "Summon a Recycling droid."
OR
"He dropped a food-wrapper!" BLAM BLAM BLAM "Summon another Recycling droid."
OR EVEN
"He dropped a food-wrapper whilst jaywalking!" "Clear the area, orbital plasma strike inbound in thirty seconds. Summon all the Recycling droids."
"I deffo heard someone breaking wind." |
Time to put the motley in a torpedo tube and fire it into the briny depths!**
Conrad - Bitten By The Coincidence Hydra AGAIN
Occasionally I do wonder why the universe can't simply send me a telegram, instead of carrying out all this unsettling stuff and forever hinting. I'm a man: I don't do hints!
Here an aside, but it's relevant, so don't complain. There I was, just waking up on Sunday, when the word "Hecuba" popped into my head. I wrote it down, just to ensure it didn't get forgotten, not having the slightest idea what it was. A Babylonian religious devotee? One of the lost cities of the Matto Grosso? A delicious variety of fresh sushi?
Sadly, no |
Jump ahead 24 hours and there I am on the 24 bus (which was slightly late, as of course it can never ACTUALLY ARRIVE ON TIME) doing the Cryptic Crossword, and the answer to one of the questions is "Priam". Art?
Two photos to prove the point. The point being, you see, that Hecuba was the wife of King Priam, who just happened to be King of Troy ...
Heck-uba! |
Finally -
We are back to the strange ships that make up the Van Oord fleet, because they have lots of them, and they form a useful filler article at the end of BOOJUM! when I need 150 words and don't want to use up my detailed monograph on the influence of "Forbidden Planet" on production design in sci-fi films of the Sixties - although I could - no? not even an small extract? Okay. Art?
The "Aeolus" |
Groovy stuff! |
Well I guess it's about time to go do the weekly shop and see what remaindered or date expired near-rotting offal I can find this week!
* A very long time, if need be. Well, you asked.
** I'm not entirely sure what this will do to the motley, but probably nothing nice.
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