No! This is not about dangerous toys of the Cold War, although I still have yet to research and see what tin terror toys with which the Sinisters sought to imbue Soviet passion into their smaller kin. They have to be out there, right? I mean, they wouldn't overlook the opportunity to brag about Sputnik and Gagarin and Tereschkova, would they?
Hmmm. Well, maybe. |
Yes, you read that correctly. Art? Evidence!
Glass-blowing - the MANLY toy for the MANLY boy |
Don't forget, glass only becomes molten at about 1,5000C. In the hands of children ...
Okay, that wasn't what I meant to begin with, it was just such an interesting aside I couldn't resist.
Actually, coming back to this four hours later, I cannot remember what I was going to lead with, so - LOOK! A FLYING SAUCER! <points and slinks away whilst all are diverted>
Close enough |
I did worry about buying this, not because of the price (£4 at the most) but because I might already have bought it, although a quick scan didn't offer up anything familiar.
Okay, if you came to BOOJUM! expecting to be regaled with acres of print about Charles Dodgson, nonsense rhymes and Alice, rather than about TANKS! then you have my permission to skip this article. Only this time, mind. And I'm both counting and aware of where you live.
TANKS!
(Just so we're clear)
Okay, Art, provide an illustration. Now!
My edition |
Typical bocage |
"Swan Song" By Robert McCammon
I tend to read this every few years, or when I've forgotten the plot details, whichever comes soonest, and it takes a while to read since it's getting on for 1,000 pages in length. I think we can cattle-prod Art into providing an illustration <sounds of crackling and an unpleasant burning smell>
Thus |
"O what now?" I hear you quibble, querulously. "They describe a Ford Taurus as having an in-line engine when it's actually a V?"
Not quite, but you're on the right lines.
Most of the action in SS takes place 7 years after 17th July (the year is not given), when what Herman Khan calls "Spasm or Insensate Nuclear War" takes place, and the world is pretty much blown to hell. Art?
And yet - |
NO! IT WILL NOT DO!
Petrol (or "gasoline" if you must) only keeps for a maximum of a year. This error in post-apocalyptic fiction novels, films and television is appallingly common and I will not stop until it has been eradicated from the world.
The noose around post-apocalyptic fiction's neck! |
* Parents, quiver in fear!
** This dates from 1909 when O Boy Yes! they would have been using asbestos as a fireproof medium. Ironic, eh?
*** There's an error in "Gravity's Rainbow" that I'm going to track down one day.
^ Because Sharks Are Our Friends!
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