No! Not literally, because you don't get that many lizards that weigh in at 30 tons and come made of steel. Ladies and gentlemen (and those unsure), allow me to introduce you to the Skink. Art?
The original British American version |
A Skink, I think.* |
"But - but - I Googled 'skink tank' " |
Okay, now it's time to tie the motley to the furthest end of a wind-turbine arm and wait for the hurricane to arrive!
Is It A Plane? Well, Pretty Obviously - Yes!
Conrad is not up on aircraft nor air warfare, so he is not entirely sure why the 'Ilya Muromets" popped up in his mind earlier this week, except that it did. I think I was looking for anything that rhymed with "Nets" because I'm sad that way. Regardless, Art?
Ruffian Health And Safety officials race to make arrests |
187 crewmen |
As mentioned in the title: a monster!
Is It A Bird?
We'll get to that eventually. First, allow me to introduce the original Ilya Muromets, who is a hero of Russian folklore, of whom songs are sung. The songs are termed "byliny", which is probably not pronounced "By-liney", just in case you end up in the land of the Ruffians.*** Art?
You see my point? |
I feel Magneto is missing a minion ... |
So - I'm not sure what the answer to that one is. No, it's not a bird, although it does have wings and feathers, also it can use language and artefacts -
"Does it live on the plains of Africa?" I hear you ask. "Can you build some kind of rudimentary lathe?" I hear another of you idiots ask.
STOP BEING SILLY! Don't bring in the wrong kind of pop culture. Art?^
Any more nonsense and you'll answer to him. |
Do svidaniya!
* Actually I know, that's just poetic licence
** Two dogs on a good day.
*** Hey, it might happen. Euro 2018, doncha know.
^ "World War Z" and "Galaxy Quest" respectively.
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