Not literally, as that would make me a zombie, and I'm pretty sure they aren't covered in the membership terms of the Writer's Guild. Also, as a zombie, would my learned behaviour still allow me to brew pots of tea? Because if not, I'd rather be dead.
I can guess what you're thinking, but in my defence the target title of the daily post has never explicitly been restricted only to films. So, why not a television program?
"Because it was awful!" I hear you retort.
Tish! Quality has nothing to do with it. Besides, your humble scribe is old enough to actually admit having seen the first episode of "The A Team" back in <pauses and goes to check up on IMDB> 1983.
I blame you the public |
George looking justifiably smug |
And it's still going. Erk! |
Anyway, "The A-Team" is a model of shining sanity when pitched against the bizarreness that was "BJ And The Bear". Which was a blatant rip-off of "Any Which Way But Loose". That ran for THREE SEASONS. That says something about South Canadian television networks.
TARQUIN (Aspiring television executive and stuffed suit): I say, Jonquil, look at all this cash we have to spend. There's simply oodles of it!**
JONQUIL (Idiot employed because his dad owns the company): Let's remake one of the finest action adventure fillums evah - "Any Which Way But Loose" except with a monkey to avoid plagiarism lawsuits, and we'll call it a Bear just to be on the safe side.
TARQUIN: And they can fight crime! And vampires!
JONQUIL: Yeah! That would be totally cool! And they could travel in time!
TARQUIN: No. That would be silly
They really did have an episode where trucker BJ and his faithful Bear, which is indeed a monkey - no, I don't follow that either - battled the evil undead bloodsuckers. My mum tutted the day afterwards about how stupid it was, yet she watched it.
An indictment of humanity |
Did I fulminate against BJATB? Well, TAT ran for FIVE SEASONS.
Humanity. Doomed.
Enough nonsensical whimsy! back to the harsh reality of cabbages and kings - no, sorry, that was Lewis Carroll, wasn't it, the man who is responsible for BOOJUM! at least indirectly***. Back to the harsh realities of the 6th MG Company.
The Harsh Realities Of The 6th MG Company
It is a constant theme in the War Diary that their Vickers guns are engaging enemy aircraft, often expending hundreds of rounds in such baleful activity. Whilst this may not seem a lot compared to the right royal spiffing that places like Lens get on a regular basis - 15,000 rounds being quite common - don't forget that the airplanes have no hard cover and nowhere to hide if below the cloud base. Nor are they remotely bulletproof, although you'd need to hit them in the engine or the pilot to do decisive damage.
Wow. Those skies were crowded, eh? |
Whilst such vim and enthusiasm is laudable, it is less so if it is your own pilots who are being perforated. Of course, the diary doesn't actually mention a reason, but your humble scribe has his own dark suspicions ...
Greenlit by Tarquin and Jonquil |
* It might have been twelve seconds.
** I realise this is probably not how a television executive speaks across the Pond, but - whose blog is it?
*** Hang your head in shame, Lewis, in shame!
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