- and Original Sin. Don't worry, this won't be too weighty, you are reading BOOJUM! after all, and nonsense is never very far away.
Like this. No, I'm not telling what it is. Heh! |
Johnny D. Badd? |
None of which has much bearing on what follows, I'm afraid.
More Of Mark
Mark Kermode, that is, the Guradian's and BBC's film critic (when he's not scaring cats), and the last three of his top 10 films of 2016.
Number 3: "Embrace of the Serpent". Gosh. Sounds jolly unpleasant. I guess the serpent in question if one of the hideous great slithering stranglers such as the Anaconda? Nature red in tooth and scale. One for the sadists, I imagine, what with all that blood and squealing and the sound of bones breaking like matchsticks.
Besides, this beat you to it |
Number 1: "Under The Shadow": Ah! Finally something worth watching amongst all this frightfully righteous stuff. Filmed in Jordan and set in Iran during the Revolution and subsequent turmoil, this is nevertheless a British film. A ghost story, actually, with good critical feedback from pros like Mark and the viewing public.
Nothing to do with the caped crimefighter |
Vitamin B
Here we return to the very thin thread that connects to today's title. Conrad, as you may already know, is more than passing fond of Marmite, the yeast extract peculiar to Britain. Sorry to flog the flag rather, but the point has to be made that this stuff does not do well in the export market. I have seen rash South Canadians eat it directly from the jar, and instantly regret doing so. Come to that, I have Stephen at work do the same, and then rush to the kitchen to wash his mouth out.
"Yes, yes, all very well, aging dodderer," I hear you disrespectfully reply. "The connection to Vitamin B?"
Pausing only to make sure I make a note to get you back, I shall expound.
Marmite, you see, is an excellent source of Vitamin B12. It mentions this on the jar's Ingredients list.
Fine as drink - not sure about on toast ... |
Well, because it transpires that there are no longer 12 B Vitamins. No, some have been found wanting and expelled from the Definitive List Of Vitamins (the shame!), leaving only 8. However, these haven't been re-numbered and retain their original numbers, because obviously re-numbering B Vitamins in sequence would fatally distort the space-time continuum. Or something.
Vitamins are dull. Have the Crab Nebula instead |
The Cannon-Armed Spitfire
Harking back to "First Light", the autobiography of young Geoff Meechum during the Battle of Britain and the following years, when he first flew with 92 Squadron. This was an extremely formidable formation, full of gifted and experienced pilots, who were bad news to be up against.
This baby looks fast sitting still |
Finally
Rather than end on a rather gloomy note, and to prove that the Teutons are now our terrific friends, allow me to post a picture of Blutwurst:
O bounty of blutwurst! |
* Of course I mis-spelled the title on purpose! What, you think I make spelling mistakes?
** Sorry.
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