(Or, Do Not Believe Steve)
Congratulations to anyone who can figure out how Conrad's mind works, as he is not confident he understands it himself.
Take Steve, for example. Steve is Conrad's memory and rarely gets a mention in BOOJUM! as he is usually a boring cipher.
Usually.
Mere days ago I was pondering on my self-appointed role as a fervid corrector of grammar, whether you like it or not, and I recalled a novel from my long distant youth, about a collection of cats - talking ones, of course - where one cat made a statement along the lines of "I got a idea", only to be instantly corrected by the cat-equivalent of Conrad* - "I have got an idea". This, inevitably, leads to japery when the first idea is rubbished and the cats turn to the corrector for that idea he had -
Okay, Steve, thanks for that. What's this novel called? My memory seems to recall "The Hunting Of Skafell Pike" which doesn't seem quite right. Searching on Google and Abebooks reveals nothing at all. All I could remember is that Pike, the villain, had hairy ears -
We're on a winner ear. |
Oho. What's this? "The Hunting Of WILBERFORCE Pike" - Steve possibly conflating the title with a location in the text.
Well, now I know, I won't be purchasing the copies present on Abebooks, as they are £7.22 for a paperback with postage.
Oh Jamon Serrano!
That's Spanish for "Ham" in case you were wondering, and even if you weren't. Ham Serrano, which is possibly additionally Spanish for "Serenade" and I will indeed sing praises to this mighty meaty morsel.
It is still going strong, over 3 weeks after we started to gnaw upon it, although I hope it will be finished before Easter.
Progress report |
Glooming In The Gloaming
Rather than pad today's post out with a whole lot of descriptive piffle, allow me instead to post a picture that tells at least eight hundred and fifty words, maybe even nine hundred. Art?
What? |
Here an aside. Our disgustrous weather is probably one explanation why we were last invaded in 1066, as sitting for nine months of the year in a vertical bath does not appeal overmuch. "Conquer Britain and get rheumatism!" doesn't make much of a rallying call, either. Oh, and the Normans? Lived just on the other side of the Channel, so their weather's not that different.
Back to the buses. Yes, I realise we weren't on this subject before, do keep up, these mental gymnastics are good for you.
A computer bus. Close enough |
Not in the dark and mist it won't!
First Bus's latest: stealth-enabled buses in night service |
Desperately Dull Diversion
If you are one of the tranche of recent readers, you may be unaware of your humble scribe's creation of possibly the most boring game ever.
This would run it close, though |
IMDB Goof Auditing! Ha!
"Er - okay, oh snowy-haired scribbler, what exactly is this painful penance of playtime?" I hear you query.
O I thought you'd never ask! IMDB is the "Internet Movie Data Base", which is as it says. One section for each film is devoted to Goofs, or visible errors.
Proof I'm not making this up |
This hobby has taken a back seat of late, as it is awkward to have a DVD playing as reference, whilst dodging back and forth between PC and player in order to check the Word document.
Enter the Laptop!
Note the DVD drive, extreme right |
* Obviously the hero of the piece.
** This is irony, laid on with a shovel, for our South Canadian readers unfamiliar with it.
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