I am shocked - shocked! - that you would ever consider Conrad committing craven confoundings of concatenations - you know, spelling. "It Is - Ham" really doesn't work, however correct it might be, so I went with the above.
Well, I expect you were anticipating a diversion to something along the lines of "Ham, son of Zebulon, son of Nahum, who begat Shadrac" in a Biblical reference.
No, I mean ham as in the meat. Art?
With teaspoon for scale |
"Elementary"
Conrad likes this programme for the language that Sherlock uses. If you've read ten thousand books, why not put the vocabulary acquired to use? as I constantly inform people as they ask "Er - what?" when I use "elide" in a sentence. Here are some of the ones that I picked out: "Apprised", "Sanctum Sanctorum", "Incarcerated", Sophistry", "Levity", "Omniscient".
Title montage |
http://www.artofthetitle.com/title/elementary/
I'm not going to describe it here as there's far too much visual reference involved. Suffice it to say that the main driving force is BRITISH! Raise the flag and all that.
Heath or Rube? Only you can tell! |
British Somaliland
Ah, hearkening back to the days of Empire! <Cue "God Save The King" and a trumpet fanfare> because you're going to need a little background before we move on. This part of the East African coast was a protectorate of Britain from 1888, meaning that we kind of occupied it whilst not occupying it completely, guaranteeing it's borders and protection from other hostile powers**.
Clarification |
Italian architecture in Somalia, really |
Adrian Carton De Wiart
Here an aside. Yes, it is a bit early in a post to have an aside, but once again - whose blog is it? Thank you. May I proceed? Thank you again***!
I recall a comic strip from a "Victor" annual that featured villains who dubbed themselves the "Enemies of Britain", displaying a lack of creativity either in common villainy or the sub-editor. Conrad suspects these villains had never heard of soldiers like ACDW, Brigadier Jock Campbell or Mad Jack Churchill, or they'd have taken up flower-arranging in lieu of skullduggery.
Jovial Jock Campbell VC |
Ol' Adrian when he was young Adrian, and with two eyes |
After recuperation he went right back into action on the Western Front. Frankly, to stop this chap you'd need all nine Nazgul at once.
We shall be coming back to Ol' Adrian, oh yes indeed.
I dare not put any silly caption under that steely gaze ... |
* Yes, yes, another deliberate mis-spelling. Live with it, because it's hilarious.
** That is, France. This counts as history, not politics, as it's ages ago.
*** This is irony.
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