A badge I wear with pride! When I say "Sad" you might hear "Geekish nerdy pedant", whereas I hear "Detail-checking committed researcher". As evidence of this, may I put forward my notes as taken during Bake Off? I can? Thank you so much! Art?
All my own work |
Conrad's slightly obsessive note-taking is the reason my notebook is nearing the end of it's working life, and it's only been in use since 25th August. I rather wonder if I should keep these old notebooks in a secure place, ready for them to be collected and published in the near future by my biographers. Or not. Given my habits and practices any such biography would definitely be rated an 18.
Bake Off - 6th October Edition
At this point those present consisted of: Andrew, Selasi, Benjamina, Jane, Candice and Tom. You should know already who got Star Baker and who Went Home; however, because I am feeling merciful I shall refrain from naming names until the end of this item. You can thank me later.
The theme was "Desserts". Not so much 'Just' as 'All of these?' and then some, as there were 156 of them in the end, surely enough even for those notorious gannets Mel and Sue to feel surfeited. Don't forget, against the clock, under scrutiny and with only half a recipe. No pressure then!
Signature: A family-sized Roulade in 90 minutes. You might call this a Swiss Roll, and Conrad has tried to make them on occasion, only for them to split and crack. The trick is to roll them whilst still hot to avoid cracking.
Rolled roulade |
Someone doesn't look happy, do they? |
In order of excellence: Andrew, Candice, Benjamina, Jane, Tom, Selasi.
Jane working on this hideous nutty nameless nemesis |
Jane = really good; Selasi = mousse too solid but the passionfruit was lovely; Candice = too stiff and more like a cream than a mousse; Andrew = stunning appearance, divine and fantastic; Tom = rubbish by comparison.
So, Star Baker = Andrew and it was Tom who Went Home. Goodbye to the local lad.
Andrew, king of all he surveys |
Mobile Canadian Traffic Hazard
In the interests of public safety in Canada, and some bits of South Canada, Conrad would like to draw your attention to this particular beast:
A Moose |
The moose did not miss |
Cheese Thief
Do not be deceived by the cute face and winning behaviour! The below is a sinister and unwelcome version of vermin. Art?
Only 10 digits in total? |
Deeply disturbing |
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