Come to think of it, why do we never hear about "hypobole"? for the understated and de-dramatised? Because that's what we British are like, and I'll be going on about this later.
As I admitted, I overstated the issue a bit, because - well, because I like baiting people in here with nonsense or double entendres, and let's face it, a couple of cows grazing is a rather dull headline.
"Ah yes," I hear you squeak, heading for the door. SIT BACK DOWN! This is interesting, really.
This Intro comes out of your humble scribe's devotion to duty over his care of Edna. As I like to say, one heck of a dogsitter even if a big bull - well yes, let's move on from bulls to cows. For her second, Long Walk, I decided to venture left at the gates of Tandle Hill Park, down a track that I've never seen anyone else use. It was surprisingly unmuddy given the recent rain, for which I was grateful as neither Edna nor her bathers enjoy a dog-in-a-shower. My plan was to follow the track to it's end and then let her off the lead for a runaround.
Foiled!
There they are. Killer Kows. |
So! We diverted into the woods, where it was exceedingly difficult to get a still photo of the little sprout, as she trotted to and fro incessantly when off the lead. Art?
Again, it was thankfully dry under the forest canopy, so no mud. Or bloodthirsty bovines.
Come In Number 6, Your Time Is Up
Conrad is somewhat long in the tooth and remembers that classic television series "The Prisoner", featuring Patrick McGoohan, with a final episode that still has people asking 'What the heck was it all about?'
One of the more memorable characters were the "Rover" units, which appeared to be giant inflatable balloons that raged through The Village in slow motion, roaring. Art?
You sissy, it's full of hot air! |
Not feeling the love, frankly |
"In The Teeth Of The Evidence" By Dot Sayers
I can call her that as we're such terrific chums. One of the books I bought last week, and allow me to show you the cover. Art?
"FEATURING LORD PETER WIMSEY" |
Not in future, matey.
25 Things The UK Does Better Than South Canada**
Thank you Mike, for a couple of things that I dare not use as they impinge upon politics, which as you know is anathema to BOOJUM! unless there's higher traffic in it, in which case scruples go out the window.
Here's the first one:
Yes I have contracted the title somewhat |
Next:
Ahem. Sometimes more honoured in the breach here at BOOJUM! |
* This may not be the correct word. If you want that, go ask Farmer Giles.
** That hilarious appelation is now being reused.
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