- author of "Monty, Master of the Battlefield". I realise few to none of you will be aware of this work, still less have read it, but I want my conscience to be clear.
If you recall yesterday, Conrad took his small sulky child in a fur coat to the park, there to run free across the meadows, except since the meadows were already occupied by a herd of heifers, that part didn't take place.
Not so today! We retraced our steps and found an empty field. Art?
I say "empty", apart from the faecal evidence that cows deposit freely everywhere. This meant I had to trail after Edna to ensure that in regard to cow-pats she neither 1) ate any or 2) rolled in them. She has been known to gleefully perform the second operation on grass where there is pre-laid dog poop already, the stinky rascal.
As for the first part - well, she's better now, but on Saturday she had adopted the Leg Nest Position - Art, a clarifying picture, please -
- which meant your humble scribe could feel her shivering or quivering, which didn't seem particularly good news.
Fortunately the quivering/shivering stopped. Unfortunately this was when she was sick all over the cushion, and from the contents - you may skip this if you are eating your tea or feel squeamish at all - I guessed she had been dining on the detritus in the cat's litter tray.
So, no food for her that night. Next day, as recommended by various veterinary websites, I gave her boiled rice and grilled chicken to eat, which she seemed to enjoy even more than regular dog food. Who knew! I have also ensured she doesn't get a free run at that litter tray again.
Because I KNOW Wonder Wifey will read this with a look of horror on her face, Edna's been fine all yesterday and today and here she is in perfect pitch -
Full of pep. Also chicken and rice. |
Some Things Remain Constant
The charge of an electron, water being wet, and Conrad being over-fond of cyborgs and weasels.
Bake Off
Apologies for being so slow with these updates and hilarious commentaries, as there is always something else to pontificate about. I've still not gone into any detail about the atomic-powered aircraft yet, either, as an example.
The plus side to being this late to the game is that, being 10 days past it's Sell By Date, any warnings about the Spoilery nature of what follows can be completely IGNORED! Hahar!
So here we look back at the 28th September broadcast with 7 bakers remaining, and "Botanical" the theme. That's plants to you.
NO! Art, really - |
Baked not FLAMETHROWERED! |
Technical: Ah yes the evil bit. Even worse, bread, and herby French bread at that: a fougasse. The design alone is tricky, especially for your humble scribe, who had never heard of a fougasse before, apart from a Flame Fougasse, which was a petrol-based ambush weapon of the Second Unpleasantness and nothing to do with baking.
Well, being tasteless, it might bake some unfortunate who got in the way ... |
The edible version |
Well done that local lad |
Thank You, Facebook, THANK YOU!
As I may have hinted once or twice, your modest artisan is going sober for most of October. Up until 6 p.m. on Saturday 29th October, actually. Thus he really does not need adverts rubbing in ideas or concepts about drinks containing alcohol. Art?
Is there a beer for "Abstemption"? |
Finally -
An utterly zonked Edna fast asleep in her bed, next to Conrad at the computer.
From last night, before you ask.
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