You're thinking of last night's episode, aren't you? Well, don't worry, we'll get there in the end. But first, we must whiz back forty years to the Fourth Doctor. Yes, we must. No avoiding it, sorry.
Okay - this will all make sense in a little while. Recall, if you will, "The Talons of Weng Chiang", that Victorian melodrama wherein the Doctor and Leela take on evil from the Forty-Second Century. Much of the drama takes place in a Music Hall ("The Palace Theatre", and in the cellars and sewers beneath it. Various odd noises heard by the staff are dismissed as being sounds made by the Fleet River, long covered over by this time: " the River Fleet runs right under these foundations."
The River Fleet: a fixer-upper with low rent and no neighbours! |
NO! Art! Where's my Tazer - |
Ah, far more terrifying! |
The BBC, Touchstone Of Truth
Well well well*, in a matter of speaking. What do we have here on the Beeb website but - the covered waterways of London. Principal amongst these is the - River Fleet. Allow me to illustrate -
The river Fleet. Still a fixer-upper |
Either take mine and the Beeb's word or - go see for yourself. |
Doctor Who: "Under The Lake"
"Aha, the proper Doctor Who!" I can hear you chorus.
Watch it! Conrad grew up with the Original. Less of your "proper".
Set in The Drum, an underwater oil-platform of 2119 AD, we discover that they have discovered an Alien Spaceship on the seabed, which is brought inside the base in order to have a nosey at it. The ship's interior is pretty empty, bar some etchings on the inner hull, empty and featureless, reminding this viewer of "Quatermass and the Pit", if you must know.
Hmmm. Quatermass and the Pit crossed with Colonial Marine Dropship |
The Deadly Duo. Shortly to be Trio |
Social skills: Poor Intellect: Off the scale |
Then the survivors send out their remote-controlled submarine to retrieve what the psi-meme had given a location for - the alien ship's fridge, inside which would be
Then - as mentioned earlier today - IT'S A TWO PARTER! Dog Buns! And look, the Doctor's died and turned all ghostly ...
Ah, well, till next week.
Actually, before we go -
Seventh Doctor: "Battlefield" |
I suppose my musings upon Walpurgisnacht will have to wait until tomorrow.
* Do you see what I - O you do.
** I don't know if this exists as a proper word yet. If not, you read it here first!
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