I know, I know, it's like buses, nothing then four at once. Of course, if you were keeping count, then you know this is only the second theme, but I've got enough material to make another two. Just so you know*.
Why Mars? Well, let's face it, the Moon simply won't cut it any more. Been there, done that x 12. Old hat. Did I mention boring**? Yeah, the Moon used to be unattainable, until 11th July 1969, when she kind of lost her maiden status.
So, what's next? A target much further away. Where on earth could -
Mars! Yes. The theme of the moment.
Thing is, Mars has been at the forefront of our collective imagination for at least 120 years, ever since Hubert George and "War of the Worlds". Without realising, Conrad finds that he's chosen a theme that can go the distance. Not 48 x 106 kilometres, quite, yet on the way. Thus we focus firstly on "Mars in Film" which will also include stretching to television, because whose blog is it? Also, when I say "Film" I'm not talking about poverty row cardboard tat made for $6.78 in a studio converted from an industrial meat-locker.
"Captain Scarlet And The Mysterons"
Here we see the trigger for the "War of Nerves" between the Mysteron base on Mars and Earth. This is the Martian Exploration Vehicle, that comes equipped as standard with a great big cannon -
After all, you never know who you might bump into - |
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"Greetings from Earth!" |
Conrad may go and see this after work next week, as it has been getting consistently good reviews from the press and colleagues. Matt Damon stars as an astro-botanist stranded on Mars until a rescue mission can retrieve him, a process that's going to take months and months. Until they arrive he's going to have to rely on his wits and knowledge to survive.
Matt, dreaming of Deja Thoris, mayhap |
"My Favourite Martian"
The title is a bit of a misnomer - there is only ever one Martian. This was an American sitcom from the Sixties about "Uncle Martin" - how witty is that? - who is a Martian anthropologist stranded on Earth when his spaceship crashes. He is picked up and sheltered by
Uncle Martin. Blending right in. |
Tim, Uncle Martin and his very, very small spaceship |
Zombies on Mars! Actually I haven't seen the whole thing yet, but there are zombies in the part I have seen. I know this is a bit superficial, and I should probably watch the whole thing before commenting, but - once again! - whose blog is it?
"For the last time! I am not a zombie - I merely have a bad skin condition." |
"Marvin The Martian"
Evil. You can tell because he's wearing a broom for decoration |
He intends to blow up Earth for trivial astronomical observational purposes, whereas if he just waits a couple of hours Venus will be un-obscured once more. Marvin the MONSTER!
"John Carter Of Mars"
I enjoyed this but the rest of you didn't, or not enough. It cost $263 million and made back $283 million, which profit would have been eaten up by promotion and distribution. Still, it garners a healthy 6.6 over at IMDB, so those of us who enjoyed it are vindicated.
A bit of a pictorial potboiler, to be honest: Western, Victorian melodrama, sword and sandals, sci-fi. It fell between stools rather and is judged a bit of a failure. So - no sequels <sad face>
John, domesticating a couple of Martian pets |
The first of these has a rather dreamlike quality to it, obviously done on a low budget yet with imagination and ability. The get-out clause for the director is that the whole film is seen from the perspective of a young boy, who sees a flying saucer land in the sandpit behind his yard -
Like something out of Hansel and Gretel - |
With a jazz trumpet to boot |
A common weakness amongst aliens, I understand |
"Mission To Mars"
Well now, this film was not liked by the Bad Astronomer, who picked upon it for having silly plot elements and technical details. He did admit some scenes had carrying power, just not enough to float the whole film.
Strapped for cash, NASA makes-do without a spacecraft |
Actually one of them survives, which is the reason for a Mission to the Red Planet in the first place. Operating solo, he has to rely on his wits and knowledge to survive - hey, that sounds familiar ...
"Greetings from Earth!" "Shh - and don't blow anything up!" |
* I'm not sure if this is a threat or a promise. Make of it what you will.
** Please. There is a lunar atmosphere, but it's vanishingly thin.
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