It's just that when I was following the 409 bus, I was aware of the advert on it's rear.
"Wellbaby Drops".
Now, I know how this works. Any parent reading or seeing that poster would immediately - IMMEDIATELY! - feel that they have to read on in order to ensure that their baby gets <insert generic chemical cocktail here> in order to become an incipient Einstein. Or Feynman. Albert might be more famous but Richard has better rhythm, trust me.
What you ought to experience |
- and "Drops". At this point I shall refrain from comment, except to say that the UN International Criminal Court would probably be interested if this anecdote were to continue further.
Let the motleiy commence!
A Short Pictorial About Animals
Hopefully, cute animals. This is not one of those ploys by Inferior Blog Artists, who pad out their posts with a ton of pictures and very little text, the swine!
Okay, we begin with -
"Ah. Puny human has provided crumpets with peanut butter!" |
Somewhat later on she decided to cast all dignity to the winds and disport herself in the back yard -
Jenny, letting the side down |
Edders biscuit-hunting |
There was a problem here that Conrad had not encountered before: the grasses in the field had grown so long that Edna could not see above them. She bounced amongst the stems and reeds for a moment before returning to the beaten track:
A veritable verdant vista |
"The Pistols on CD. Tch!"
Thus says a character in the 2000AD strip "Zenith", way back in the Eighties. Can't remember who it is, but good lord aloft, what would they have made of THIS:
We can post this here. It was deemed SFW back in the Seventies. |
Direct Line Insurance
I have been seeing their adverts in the Fish And Chip Wrapper of late. Featuring Harvey Keitel - star of "Saturn Three" -
White and red background bicolour. The Poles could sue, you know. |
The ethos behind these adverts appears to be "Use us. Or we'll kill you."
Who on earth thought that this was a good idea*? Memorable, yes, except in entirely the wrong way! And if you don't believe me, check out "Strand cigarettes".
Avoid Animal Problems The BOOJUM! Way
Yes indeed. Responding to recent posts on Facebook by colleagues who are looking to re-house a tortoise, Conrad takes it upon himself to inform You The Reader about genuine real-world issues.
This, gentle reader, is a skink. Let me repeat that. A SKINK:
A Skink. Looking a bit slinky. |
A skunk. Looking a bit stinky. |
German English
Skink Skink
Skunk Stink-weisel
BOOJUM! - teaching elderly dogs, cats and Bufo Bufo** new tricks.
Schlemmertopfing!
To continue the German theme a little longer, if you didn't already know, a "Schlemmertopf" is a great big German glazed pot that you cook in.
Veggies avert your eyes now:
Behold the boiled bird! |
And there we have it for today. I have enough material to make a go of Sunday quite easily, plus there's always the "Cheap and Easy Blog-Bloating" technique, which involves copying the blogs of 2 years ago. No! Vulnavia, that's "recycling" not "re-making".
Toodle Pip!
*Harvey Keitel's agent, that's who!
** A member of the weasel family
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