Yes indeedy Ally Sheedy, Conrad of ice cream is needy.
It makes sense to me. Yesterday I had no ice cream left, having scoffed it all at work as my Start The Day The Ice Cream Way breakfast. Today I had Mint Chocolate Chip!
Just out of shot: six toasted crumpets |
A Very Rare Event
As part of my dog-sitting duties, I make a point of lying on the settee, so that Edna can lie on me - when in the Upstairs Lair I'm on an Ergonomic Stool that pitches my lap at 45 degrees, so she can't sit there but tends instead to sulk on the bed - and whilst there I thought "Let's put television on, and on a commercial channel, so I can be annoyed at the adverts!"
Edna, comfortable on well-padded Conrad |
Evidence |
Available in all good off-licences and supermarkets, love |
One scene bothered Conrad the Pedant - when the VTOL "Bus" comes in to land and turned it's jets to vertical, not one bit of clutter, paper or dust comes up from the hangar floor. How realistic is that?
Although, given that we have Asgardian warriors, memory-sapping Truncheons, a man brought back from the dead and force-fields, this may be quibbling a little.
Ah Yes The Meerkats
Unfortunately - or fortunately, depending on your point of view - the adverts during "Agents -" were mostly bland and uninteresting, apart from the latest Meerkat one, which was as amusing as ever. They got to knock down Arnie and scald him with coffee. Snicker.
Sergei, time to engage Reverse |
"The History of the 51st Highland Division"
If not interested in military history or the official volumes on British divisions that fought in the First World Unpleasantness, you are permitted to move on.
For the rest of you: Conrad didn't realise that the 51st was a Territorial division. This meant it's members were not obliged to serve overseas when war broke out. No statistics are given for how many refused to go overseas, but for the Seventeenth Division the refuseniks appear to number about ten per cent.
Also known as "Devils in skirts" |
Danger! Killer troglodytes at work |
- also breaks down for convenient carriage to any party you get invited to. |
The great-grandson in action |
Enough of war and misery! On to more cheerful matters -
"Mason And Dixon"
Well now what have we here? A giant invisible Golem, standing as tall as the trees in the forests that Mason and Dixon are chopping down to measure their boundary line all the better.
Conrad is not - let's first explain what a "Golem" is. It's a staple of Jewish folklore and the classic example is the Golem Of Prague, a clay man brought to life with the inscription in Hebrew on it's forehead of "Emet" ("Truth"). To deactivate your golem, the first letter is removed, yielding "Met" ("Death").
NO! Get it right or Mister Hand and his Bamboo Skewer of Pain will pay a visit. I'm sorry, Art is such an idiot. |
The Golem and his dad |
This Is A Bit Dull -
Conrad took a look at the corner kitchen cabinet and realised he'd forgotten what was stored in there.
Before |
Aunt Veta confesses all. Rashly, as it turns out. (They lock her up) |
After. Yes it IS different! |
* Ice Cream Breakfast Man
** Only joking
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