We have to keep the Hamster sentinels distracted, so I'm going to tell you all about my cunning plan to point them over there -
It began with a can of lemonade. As you know by now, Conrad is far too fond of fizzy stuff bulging with sugar and chemicals, and finds lugging a 2 litre bottle of the stuff into work a bit of a chore. So, buy cans as they are smaller and more convenient.
The problem is that the cans sit in the fridge to stay cold - no leaving them out overnight to get tepid* - and consequently Conrad tends to forget them.
Not today! Today I had my 3d aide memoire:
Voila! Banana! |
I enjoyed that can immensely, and my sense of cleverness even more.
Stair Rods From Hell
Actually more like "Stair Rods From Heaven", also know with irreverence and a touch of awe, "Rods From God".
"What are you babbling about now?" I can hear you call, and also "Has he been at the liquid bath salts again?"
Well, I remembered the "Kinetic Orbital System" whilst typing out nuclear-weapon themed acronyms, and chased it up a little.
Just like darts. DARTS OF DEATH! |
The concept was created and evolved by one Jerry Pournelle when he was still working in the aerospace industry. He's now a science-fiction author:
Yup, there are Rods From Gods in here. And yes, that is a giant alien combat elephant. |
"Big Game"
I saw a bus poster for this upcoming film early in the morning, and of course couldn't resist doing a BOOJUM! film review. Of course I can't find a copy of the poster but this gives you the idea:
Sam with a sub-machine gun |
Is it? |
And what's this:
You what? |
"Mason and Dixon" By Thomas Pynchon
Don't fret, I've only got 50 pages left to read. However, I have ordered "Inherent Vice" which should arrive by the time I've finished M & D. Lucky you!
As ever I have to check on what Tom writes as he may be creating things out of whole cloth. So what is a "Nonius"?
It's a type of hanging artefact, viz:
This is hanging. So to speak |
The horn of crum |
Then there's "Liripipes", which, going by context, has to do with clothing. It's a long-tailed hood. And so:
NO! Not a "hoodie" Art - |
High fashion in 1415, eh? |
Saw an advert for this in the Metro, with the following poster:
A sinister hooded man with a knife - |
The Metro - 60 Seconds
Another total non-entity whose agent threw the Chip Shop Wrapper a few coins -
I can't be bothered to continue this. Have an ice-cream machine instead:
Of infinitely greater utility than the Metro |
* Tepid lemonade is very close to a human rights violation.
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