Here we have my i-pod linked to the Humungous New (Actually Pre-Owned, that horrid South Candian-ism they use instead of 'Second Hand) television, which worked, rather to my surprise. The album tracks seem to be in completely random order, and if they are then fair enough, though Your Humble Scribe will attempt to see if there's any rhyme or reason behind said order.
Victim Number One |
Got that? Thus the designers and builders and electricians and joiners and <long list redacted in the interest of brevity> ARE NEVER UNDER TIME PRESSURE. They can take as long as they want to dismantle and remove everything and nobody would think twice about witnessing an apparent building renovation. Right? However, by the time Ben and Zoey return with a posse of police, everything has been stripped bare and a ton of rubbish left instead. HOW DID THEY HAVE TIME TO DO THAT!? Nor do the police bother to try entering via the exit that both Ben and Zoey left through.
"We heard there was a plot hole" |
Finally, we have a deus ex machina moment at the end, where the Escape Rooms have been orchestrated by an enormous global conspiracy with infinite power and money etcetera et-flipping-cetera, so there is no way out ever.
A basilica |
The Basilisk takes it's name from the Greek - yes, again - and 'Basiliskos' which means 'Royal Child'. Don't ask me why a monster gets such a flattering description. Art!
Plebs being naughty (I think) |
"PROXIMAL": According to my Collins Concise, a term used in anatomy: 'Situated close to the centre, median line or point of attachment" WHAT ARE WE SUDDENLY MEDICAL EXPERTS NOW? Art!
‘Get
along with you,’ ordered the man, scowling suspiciously at Louis, then walking
backwards to peer around the pine trees.
Obviously he didn’t see anything odd, out of place or missing, so he
followed Louis at a distance.
Louis turned back at the cemetery
gate. Yes, the withered, rotten animated
corpse could still be seen, mindlessly gyrating on the tombstone. Shivering, he left and walked home.
The contrastingly attractive and
wholesome, not to mention whole, spirit of Jennifer didn’t arrive until the
evening, and refused to move near him until he removed the silver bracelet and
put it away in a drawer.
‘One slip with that and I’d be
history. This may only be a half-life
but I want it better than none.’
‘You can see it in action
tomorrow,’ he warned her. ‘Because today
I came across one of the monsters our mutual friend described.’
‘Wow! Where?’
‘In the cemetery at Saint
Aidan’s.’
‘Really? Cool!
Hey, why didn’t you use your magic monster-slaying bracelet on it there
and then?’
‘I was too scared,’ confessed
Louis. ‘It took me by surprise. The damn thing looked like it stepped out of
“Dawn of the Dead”. Not only that, a
highly suspicious gravedigger kept me under observation.’
Nothing would do then but for
Louis to recount exactly how the hideous scarecrow looked, with gestures.
‘You ought to go back and punch
it with your silver bracelet.’
Louis shuddered.
‘No way! It’s cloudy and dark already, it’ll be dark
in an hour and I’m not going back into a cemetery at night to take on a
horrorshow.’
Jen’s face exhibited
mischief. She vanished from the
lounge. Five minutes later she
reappeared in the kitchen.
‘Coo, it isn’t pleasant, is it?’
she said. Louis dropped the plate he’d
been drying.
‘Do you mind?’ he barked. ‘After that surprise this afternoon my nerves
are not good.’
Note that Estonian is similar to Finnish, as those double vowels will have tipped you off. Okay, this 82 foot reinforced concrete structure was put up in 1933, since when the tides and erosion have had a dramatic effect on it. Art!
Behold the Leaning Lighthouse |
The beach it was situated on has succumbed to the tides and, from being firmly based on dry land, the LL is now in the water as much as it's out of it. Due to the increasing degree of pitch, it was deactivated in 1992. When it falls over will it make a sound if there's nobody around? Art!
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