Grounds enough for binning. The other weighty volume is a Reverse Dictionary that I've never even cracked open, as Your Humble Scribe is quite content with his trusty Collins Concise.
The horror of a naked book-case! |
The OHs fitted in quite comfortably, with a little room left over for future expansion. Art!
Drum roll and cymbal crash |
Getting the books fitted into the other book-case was considerably trickier, since the shelves are permanently fixed and cannot take any volume over 9" high, meaning lots of stuff crammed onto the top shelf. With a little jiggery pokery we managed. Art!
Not enough books! |
You may be able to discern the indication of another incredibly time-wasting hobby that Your Modest Artisan undertakes now and then: a jigsaw. This was gifted to yours truly from Wonder Wifey; no great loss as she has eleven of her own to get through. Shall I show you the rest of it? Of course I shall. Art!
How very apt |
As you can tell from the background, I started this before moving my books around. The edge and corner pieces have all been selected out and I shall be
Now, because Conrad has the attention span of a flea on an intravenous drip of amphetamine sulphate**, he also decided to start watching "The Protector", which is a kind of superhero thriller, most unusually set in Istanbul. Yes, it's Turkish, with English subtitles thankfully, as Turkish the language is a closed book to yours truly. It's quite a blast, and there are four seasons of it.
‘It
doesn’t move around,’ observed Jen. ‘At
least not from that grave, I mean it does sort of judder all over all the
time. D’you think it’s body got buried
there?’
Louis gave an exasperated sigh.
‘Jen, how would I know? I’m just as much a novice at this as you
are. Why don’t you invite Marjory over
to answer more questions?’
‘Can’t. She can’t travel far or for long. Bit weak in the ectoplasm if you ask me.’
Before he could come back with a
retort that ectoplasm didn’t exist, he remembered what the Reverend Sharples
said: a meeting with Father Geoghan
tomorrow morning.
‘Okay, okay, tomorrow I’ll ask a
human being who might have the answers.’
Most
of Sunday evening was occupied with marking college course work, planning for
next term and skimming over the library books.
Catholic theology seemed particularly abstruse and complex when you
studied it out of need, instead of having it inflicted as compulsory. Louis took a couple of books to bed with him,
then fell asleep reading.
That thing in the cemetery turned
up in his dream, of course. This time it
did lurch off it’s tombstone, coming
after him, and he found his footsteps dragging in terrifying slow motion whilst
he struggled to reach the cemetery gate.
‘Wake up,’ came a voice from a
long way off, echoing slightly, sounding concerned. When Louis rubbed a forearm across his face
and woke, the bedside lamp was off, both books stacked on the table, pages
folded down to indicate his place.
‘Whew. Thanks,’ he said, heartfelt. No sign of Jen. One quick drink of water later, he got back
to sleep and managed to avoid any further dreams.
Conrad has a smattering of knowledge about this lighthouse already, so I'll give it a solid 9 out of 10 on the Dangerous scale. Bishop Rock stands off the Scilly Isles, and is one of the remotest, desolate and forlorn lighthouses in the world. The waters around it are unpredictably treacherous and getting to and from it is an exercise in sheer terror. Art!
Conrad wonders how they got the helipad on top there? And, whilst on the subject of helicopters: in "Into The Night" why hasn't Sylvie, a helicopter pilot by trade, sought out one of the whirlybirds to travel in, rather than by jeep? They can go further and faster than any wheeled transport, and could land right next to the refuge.
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