Conrad Narrowed His Eyes, Threateningly
You should know very well by now that Conrad makes the English language jump, dance, cavort and generally behave how he wishes it to, so if I put up a title, then there are NO spelling errors. My Remote Nuclear Detonator is itching for a new target, so ...
NO! I do not refer to that classic disaster thriller "The Towering Inferno" which I have never seen to completion <hangs head a little>. Art!
Both towering and an inferno. Does what it says on the tin.
I may see it it's available on Youtube because if
ANYWAY I am referring once more to my 3D jigsaw construction puzzle of - the Empire State Building. Recall, if you will, that it has 975 pieces. Let us have some pictures doing the talking. Art!
That's how much I've completed so far, all of 40 pieces. Note the handy helpful guide that lacks any of the pictorial detail for the pieces, and the box illustrations aren't that helpful either. Art!
Mister Smug looking pleased with himself after some other poor sap assembled it. |
They proudly assert that this is the front and this is the back, so you don't get to see the sides at ground level, nor a top-down view of the horizontal parts. Perhaps there was a helpful schematic that the original owner lost? And whilst I am sorting through the pieces for the ground floor section, there are these many pieces to sort through. Art!
Your Humble Scribe thinks this one may take a long time to complete. O well nothing worthwhile ever came easy, and there are only 935 pieces to dig through. Hence today's title.
And wouldn't you know it, TTI is not available for free on Youtube.
Motley! Get the Lego and I'll get some petrol and we'll have our very own Tower-o-Fire.
Conrad Plays Detective
Not so much 'Whodunnit' as 'Where and when it was done'. I had been reading about that revered actor and raconteur Sir David Niven - Art!
I think it was in a list of people born on St David's Day, and they mentioned that his father, a Major in the Berkshire Yeomanry, had been killed at Gallipoli in August 1915.
Oho. You know Conrad. He could not let this opportunity to do a bit of fact-checking pass by. First of all, was there such a regiment?
37 is pretty old for a Lieutenant; there's got to be a story about that in the records. For another day, perhaps. And remember, young David was only 5 when this happened.
One of their star performers is a stork called 'Luise' whom is reliably cheeky and greedy, and will steal visitor's sausages if same are not carefully guarded. This fame may have a bearing on what happened late one night in July, when a thief broke into the park, got into the stork enclosure and attempted to make off with Luise.
Why they called it "Clairvoyance" I don't know, because that's the French for "Clear-seeing" and it was as cloudy as a wet summer's day in Manchester. Striking illustration on the can, mind. O - the beer? Rather a grapefruity taste to it, like one of Brewdog's variants.
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