As You Should Surely Know By Now
Conrad's journeys across the internet are frequently the unfocussed meanderings of whimsy, non sequiteurs and random chance, ending up who-knows-where. Well, the other night they ended up at "Spy Trap", a little-known but well-regarded espionage series from the early to mid-Seventies as broadcast on the font of all that's fit to be <thinks> writ* , the BBC. Art!
CAUTION! No this is not "Yes Minister" |
Although I was too young and inexperienced to recognise the fact at the time, it had a roster of outstanding British character actors, including the leads - Paul Daneman, above; Julian Glover; and Prentis Hancock as regulars -
- and a name in the featured players on each episode caught my eye.
'I say, Conrad old sport, here's a possibly chortlesome chap whose name we can prostitute across the internet for our trivial amusement!' and, do you know, I didn't object to my conversation.
Thus we encounter - KEVIN STONEY! and today's title. You may now groan quietly if you wish.
Art!
Supercilious and untrustworthy
He patented a line in remote, aloof villains and he appeared in the BBC's premier dramamentary "Doctor Who" three times; the first time as rogue Mavic Chen, the elected leader of the Solar System, who is plotting (sinisterly, always sinisterly!) to take over with the help of a load of criminal aliens, because - hmmm - just because. Leader of the entire Solar System not good enough for him? No squeaky toys as an infant? Who knows. Art!
Oozing evil from every orifice
There is a bit of nonsense about a Macguffin called a Time Destructor, the fate of the Galaxy is at stake, etcetera. It all comes good in the end, which you can't take as a spoiler as only one or two episodes out of twelve remain extant.
His second, much more memorable role was as Tobias Vaughn, the ruthless and amoral head of International Electromatics, who - again - was conspiring with Evil Aliens Whom I Shan't Describe (because four episodes of six are still extant). Art!
Tobias Vaughn expressing scorn
One of the creepiest moments of the serial is where the Doctor and Jamie hide from Vaughn and his goons in packing containers; Jamie, to his horror, sees the inert fabric-wrapped bundle in his case start to pulse and wriggle -
- and the next episode is one of the missing ones. So we don't see what happened. Art!
"Doctor - wanna buy a second-hand Time Destructor?"
His third bite at the cherry was under such a load of make-up and prosthetics that you can't see his magnificently smarmy face. Art!
Tyrum
This was "Revenge of the Evil Aliens Whom I Can't Tell You About Because The Whole Four Episodes Are Still Available" and I think you can only agree with me that, here, Kevin looks very stony-faced.
Which is where we came in.
Motley! Have you ever tried to wear a mask made out of stone? Well then you're in for a treat**!
At least it was last time I looked. Hopefully not another important location bulldozed! It would make the location scout's jobs sooooo much harder for the film version, when it comes out.
Para Handy would have been interested because he was the captain of a 'puffer', a small tramp steamer that operated out of the Clyde, conceivably doing business in the harbour above. Art!
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