No! This has nothing to do with that probably terrible film "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes", which I admit I've not actually seen ...
Oh go on, a quick look at IMDB won't hurt anyone, will it? Hang on and stare at this lovely poster whilst I am gone. Art?
It will give you the pip - |
Anyway, that's what this is not. You see, way back when, Your Humble Scribe wrote a short story MSS with that very title you see as today's. However, it was a sci-fi one with nary a ravening fanged vegetable rending humans apart into dog food. No. The problem, you see, came when a Hungarian research lab accidentally gets ten times their state budget, which they then spend as quickly as they can before being told to give it back.
They invent luminous grass |
A metaphor, but you get what I mean |
So there you go. I don't think it ever properly resolved itself - oh, no, wait a minute - I seem to recall that the idiot Hungarian gene-splicer responsible for this plague turns up, pseudonymously, at another biological research lab, with a brilliant idea for how to deal with the Great Alford. He says.
The Great Alford, a.k.a. Great Hungarian Plain |
Feeling peckish, motley? Fancy some fish and <sinister oboe chords> chips?
More Of Lasers
Yes, back to Torchexpro, the supposed near-lethal laser being pimped by Tactilax on Facebook. At least in this country. A few scam-watch sites have said that Tactilax quietly vanished from view in South Canada, since it had acquired a reputation as being a scam site, only to re-emerge as Torchexpro.
There are three issues here. One is the laser's performance itself, because an amusingly irreverent Ruffian going by the name of Taras Kul tried some of the things seen in the promo vid. Art?
It ignites matches! |
The second issue is - but I think we'll leave that one alone for tonight. Can't have your brains glazing over!
Phew! He's Still Alive!
I refer, of course, to that crazed British eccentric inventor Colin Furze, who has his own Youtube channel that I encourage you to watch, especially if you do not hail from these shores, because you will then see the living, breathing embodiment of "English eccentric". Colin used to be a plumber, which means he has technical competence and ability when it comes to fabricating artefacts; it's just the artefacts he chooses to create are - ah - unusual. Take his jet-propelled bike, for example. Art?
Sic |
Perhaps not as dangerous as the Spinning Belt Of Knives. Art?
Sick |
Boom***. |
So - I checked and Colin is still alive, provisionally.
Ol' Jim Strikes Agin
I refer, of course, to James Holland, the historian and presenter (and sponsor of the Chalke Valley History Festival), who has a short series on Channel 4 entitled (I think) "Nazi War Machines: Secrets Uncovered". I missed his program on Monday as control of the airwaves has been wrested back from Conrad, so I registered at Channel 4 and started watching last night, which is where we come across the Marder. Art?
A Marder - no James, sorry |
T38 |
I am leaving it at this point as I've only seen 9 minutes of the whole program. Rest assured, however, that WE WILL RETURN TO IT.
Finally -
Just a thought, which I have expressed before, which is here developed slightly.
Films With Misleading Titles and Conrad's Frothing Nitric Response
"Charlies Angels" They are HUMAN! AND THEY LACK WINGS!
"Submarine" SET ENTIRELY ON LAND!
"Foxcatcher" NO FOXES!
And with that, we are done; as done as a well-cooked potato -
* The Devil's Disgustrous Pinecone
** Sorry. Couldn't resist.
*** Anything else is a bit superfluous, isn't it?
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