Oh you do. Well, it has a basis in fact. Yesteryon I was bewailing the fact that Ruffia is kind of sitting in the outer dark of the Family Of Nations, which is tragic news indeed as it means my blog traffic has been down <sad face> thanks to Tsar Putin banning BOOJUM! because we are cruel to him. Don't forget, this is a man so heinous he passes the port to the left.
Art, you poltroon! |
The legend is "RU 79" |
Okay, motley, time for borshcht and blinis! What's that? After the half-litre of 85% proof vodka your appetite has vanished? Lightweight!
"The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Coming!" Redux
We mentioned this Cold War comedy yesterday, and put up a poster that was done by the artist who did Mad Comic covers, whoever his name is. I think today we can put up another illustration. Art? <twirls Tazer casually).
Yes, that is Alan Arkin |
Secondly, language. Both Theodore Bikel and Alan Arkin are fluent in Russian, which is one reason why they were cast. Furthermore, the sheriff is played by Brian Keith, who is also fluent in Russian but had to act as if he wasn't. It would be a bit of a reach for a small town East Coast sheriff to be fluent, without a whole lot of backstory.
Brian, doing "non-plussed" |
But that would be telling. It's worth a watch. 7.1 rating over at IMDB.
Time Travelling Tesco
From the Sinister Union to rampant capitalism in one easy bound!
Because I have watched television this weekend, I have also had to endure various changes rung on the theme of "Christmas" in the adverts. One such being that for Tesco, which for those unfortunates who live in the middle darkness beyond the shores of the Allotment of Eden, is one of the Big Four retailers (the others being Asda, Sainsbury's and Morrisons). Art?
1940+ to judge from that Brodie Pattern helmet matey has |
THIS IS INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS!
Ray Bradbury's short story "A Sound Of Thunder" illustrates the consequences of careless time travel perfectly; a squashed butterfly in the Cretaceous causes a political aberration in the future. So, consider the end results of Mr Delivery Driver turning up in 1919. First, there's the van. This is obviously nothing like the delivery vans of that era and would at least result in dropped jaws in any onlookers.
1919 iteration |
You see the consequences of Tesco's extremely ill-advised time travel delivery service?
Er - |
Moving swiftly along -
At Last! A Genuine Mystery!
They say a stopped clock is right twice a day, except "They" are bafoons, who appear not to know anything about 24 hour clocks. Anyway, looking at the Beeb's credulous list of drivel, they do actually get one right! Art?
6. Bella of Wych Elm
In 1943, four boys were poaching in Hagley Woods in Stourbridge, West Midlands. As boys are wont to do, they climbed an old elm tree while playing. They were horrified to discover a woman’s skull hidden in the hollow tree. They reported it to police and further investigation revealed an entire skeleton in the tree. The identity of the woman and how she came to be hidden in the tree were never explained. For many years after, graffiti was seen around Stourbridge asking, ‘Who put Bella in Wych Elm?’
Can we have a suitably eerie picture of the tree?
Tree and lady |
And with that, we are done - Poka Poka!
* "Non-corrupt politicians" is a big ask across the globe, mind.
** Note the correct spelling of "Humour"
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