For Lo! We are back to bashing in the brains (or lack of them) of the credulous and witless and gullible: Yes, Your Humble Scribe is back on the subject of "Eight Unsolved British Mysteries" that the BBC has been promoting, when they are no such thing. We've already solved four of them. What's next?
5. The Beast of Bodmin
There are plenty of reports of oversized creatures roaming Britain’s hills and forests, but none is more famous than the Beast of Bodmin. Since the 1980s, there have been over 60 reported sightings of a large animal, similar to a cat, stalking around the West Country. It’s said to have savaged livestock and other animals. There have been photos (always blurry) and even video. Yet there has never been any confirmation that such an animal really exists. So is the Beast of Bodmin really out there? Who can say, but you might not want to go camping in that particular bit of Cornwall.
Bodmin Moor; picturesque but a bit bleak |
" There have been over 60 reported sightings -" ah yes. Human eyesight; notoriously inaccurate. It is also difficult to assess scale at a distance, meaning Mrs. Moggy being mistaken for a panther.
No, Art, no. |
You're testing me, Art. Testing me! |
Motley, let's do a hard-boiled egg-eating against the clock challenge! I've boiled and shelled 20 eggs, and the first to finish - "Egg-bound"? Don't talk rot, there's no such thing. Ready in three - two - one - GO!
Reprise Of The O-Boats
I didn't tack this item on to the end of Jim Holland's documentary about the Type XXI U-boat because I'd gone on at length and was well over the Compositional Ton. However, he pointed out that even if the Valentin U-Boat Bunkerwerke had become operational, it would have sent U-Boats out into the River Weser in order to reach the Baltic.
The river |
This kind of thing |
Colin Does Not Die At The End
At least not this time. I refer, of course, to Colin Furze, eccentric British inventor par excellence, who builds something extremely dangerous on a regular basis and then proudly puts the building process and end result up on Youtube. I recommend you go have a look whilst he is still alive and in one piece, as Youtube will surely pull all his videos when his Portable Anti-Matter Cannon destroys both himself and Greater London.
Conrad is unsure what this is, except that it looks dangerous. |
Before |
After |
STATUS REPORT: Colin is still alive and well as of this post*.
Finally -
We only need a short article to get to count, so <thinks> I shall regale you with shots of my Coyly Anonymous Employer. I make sure never to comment on them, or about them, or say anything that might give away their identity. Anyone who works there and sees my photos will immediately know about whom I am talking, as will anyone who works in the Dark Tower, as there's not that many organisations in there.
Anyway, enough wibble, let's have a series of photos. Art?
All the work of Ruth and Hazera |
A work in progress (note lack of any identifying features) |
And we're done (Note Friday's BOOJUM! being done on the monitor at lower starboard) |
* Liable to change without warning
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