Yeah, them South Canadians may be the world's leading superpower, but we effete Europeans can rest content in the knowledge that they don't get irony. When they do, it will be all over for our culture.
Anyway, this will only make sense if you are aware of the artwork of Chris Foss, who has graced many a sci-fi novel's cover. Let us have one of them. Art?
What's this? I have no idea, but it looks great. |
This, for example |
Where were we? O yes -
Well, I thought it was an amusing and ironic circumstance, and once again, whose blog is it?
Right, motley, let's recreate that cover illustration. You stoke up the fire and I'll get some cardboard boxes together!
"Monty's Men" By Professor John Buckley
You can thank the podcast "We Have Ways" for this one, as I seem to recall Jim Holland recommending it highly.
<short interval whilst I go put the oven on and boil some water>
Ol' Jon's approach is that the army of Perfidious Albion has been roundly and soundly condemned for it's conduct from D Day onwards, in what he finds to be an entirely unfounded manner. Art?
Yup, Alameda, California, South Canada |
Incidentally, the Mythbusters team used to film dangerous explosive stuff at Alameda.
Oh, I should also append that Ol' Jon mentions one of the culprits about Brit-bashing to be Max Hastings, who in his writings is in fact channelling the spirit of Josef Goebbels. Max is slavishly adulatory about everything Teutonic, and you get the feeling that he is deeply disappointed that they lost the Second Unpleasantness, because in his analysis they ought to have won.
Anyway, we shall most certainly be returning to this book, so get used to it being mentioned.
The Prof, in pensive mood |
"Nazi War Machines - Secrets Uncovered"
More Jim Holland! No thanks to Channel 4, who didn't put this up until 48 hours after the program had aired. Bad Channel 4! Go stand in the corner until you learn to behave!
Thus |
Jim with friend. And Johan. |
"Black Summer"
Conrad had vaguely heard about this being a spin-off from "Z Nation", although that may just be his imagination at work**. Whereas ZN dumped you into the Zombie Apocalypse in it's third year, BS is about a couple of months into it. Art?
There you go |
Conrad, busily addressing. |
You What?
Conrad, as you may be aware, is a curmudgeonly old git who exists in a perpetual state of muted anger (frequently un-muted for the pages of the blog), and is not a big fan of reality television. In fact reality television shows rankle him. So -
Who on earth is this? What is "Love Island" and why should Your Humble Scribe be bothered about it? And why is this a news headline? I think I have gone from Rankled to Frothing Nitric Ire in the space of a couple of paragraphs***. There is room for some punning about "Flack" except I can't be bothered.
Bah!
Finally -
Did you know that "Saving Private Ryan" was loosely based on the true story of Fritz Niland, one of four brothers. Two were killed in action and the third was believed to be dead but was actually a prisoner of war. Art?
Thus |
* Max Hastings cries in a corner.
** It's a hard-working imagination. Where else does all this come from?
*** I like to exercise it every so often.
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