What do you mean, "No"? You have read today's earlier post, haven't you? Haven't you! Look, having read BOOJUM! on a regular basis is the only thing that's going to prevent your descendants from assignment to the uranium mines or the organ banks when my invasion fleet arrives. I can't stress that enough*.
<sighs wearily, shakes head, carries on with shoulders held manfully high>
Okay, this is going to take a while. Plus, I hope you are up on your Greek and Roman mythology.
This sort of stuff |
For Lo! we shall be banging on about military stuff in this post, which you might call Matters Martial, "Martial" being a verb derived from "Mars".
Here an aside. Please do not allude, mention, ascribe, denote, assert or in any other way refer to the Mars Bar. This delicious sweet toffee and chocolate treat is UTTERLY FORBIDDEN to Your Humble Scribe thanks to diabetes <hacks and spits at the mention of the Big D>.
DO NOT TAUNT ME WITH WHAT I CANNOT HAVE! |
Anyway, Ol' Jim deals with an assertion that the Teuton's Pak 40 anti-tank gun was awkward and unwieldy and difficult to deploy. Art?
It really wasn't. Jim and compatriots unhitch and deploy the weapon in less than a minute; they generously acknowledge that they are considerably older and less fit than the nineteen or twenty-year olds who would have been using these things in real life.
What is the issue? Welllllllll you know the Teutons of the Second Unpleasantness, they could not resist making things more complicated than they really needed to be. So -
The Pak 43 |
Compare to Pak 40 |
Motley! Get your galoshes on and we shall shortly take the Snark for a walk.
A Bit Of Fluff
This will only make sense if You, The Reader, are of a certain age. Or, in other words, are middle-aged and listened to radio programs back in the Seventies, as did Your Humble Scribe, and most especially Saturday afternoon, which was the eminent domain of Alan Freeman, who, for some reason absolutely unknown to Western civilisation, was known as "Fluff". Art?
Fluff, bless him |
Anyway, this has nothing to do with what I wanted to bring forward. Art?
See it as I did |
Sheesh. If I paid a licence fee rather than hacking and cheating on the dark web, I'd probably be a bit cross.
Some Salient Statistics
I have been reading and, on occasion, annotating "Monty's Men" by Professor John Buckley, which is a work that attempts to reclaim military history about the British Liberation Army of 1944. As John makes clear, the armies of Perfidious Albion and their British American allies malletted the Teutons into a pink froth. At the time and afterwards you would hear Teuton commanders complaining about this -
Anyway, thanks to statistics and Operational Research,it was discovered that what mattered most when dumping hundreds of thousand of artillery shells on the enemy was - simple numbers. It mattered most when you blammed them with sheer numbers of shells, rather than the literal weight of a barrage.
Spike Milligan shoots you |
Finally -
Here be SPOILERS. SPOILERS as regards "Black Summer". SPOILERS ahoy!
Did I get across the concept of SPOILERS? Hopefully so.
I think I've already mentioned about how the protagonists of BS are spectacularly dim. And that, in their reality, zombies have never existed in fiction or real life, because otherwise they'd learn to Shoot Them In The Head.
Otherwise, why would Son, seeing her compatriot getting shot dead, linger around and wait to make sure that, Yes! not only is he dead, but he's dead, reanimated as a zombie and is going to come after her to gnaw on her bones?
Somewhere, James Blish is a-rotating in his grave.
Yes, madam: you! |
* Though the lazy pikers seem to have been stuck at Theta Reticuli for a couple of years.
** If you are not good, then you'll get Conrad's monograph about "Forbidden Planet" which is now at 7,000 words long.
*** Military historian joke
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