That is NOT - hang on, how did this font go back to Trebuchet when normally I have to select it, and even then it falls back to Times at the slightest excuse? - is not a spelling mistake, for I do indeed refer to the armoured fighting vehicle, and history, and telling big fat porkies in the supposed service of same - yes, Tsar Putin, I'm looking at you.
First of all, however, let us celebrate tinned meat. Art?
That "Fray" part is going to be so appropriate. |
A Mark IV with the unditching beam on top |
A bit of an aside here. No, the Teutons did not have tanks. Their infantry in the front lines did not like the tanks that Perfidious Albion put into the field, not at all. Something big and bulletproof that blammed you to bits was not on their list of Christmas card pals. They did not like. We shall come back to this.
Getting bogged-down? Not so much for F41. No, it got into a nice big shell crater before stalling.
So, there you are, stuck in No Man's Land, a giant shell magnet unable to move, and the crew are probably thinking "What else can possibly go wrong now?"
You had to ask.
Hello - I've spotted a mistake here |
Wow. There you go. I think I just out-geeked geeks.
Don't go away, Tsar Putin - I've not forgotten you!
When "Kursk" Was Not Merely A Doomed Submarine
Let us remember those sailors who died aboard said Ruffian submarine for a moment. There cannot be a submariner across the globe, from whatever nation, who did not feel a pang for those chaps and their terrible end.***
What today's generation, in the West at least, may not be aware of, is that this submarine was named after an especially epic battle of the Second Unpleasantness.
For "Russia" read "Tsar Putin" |
Enter Ben Wheatley. Ben, you see, has recently published photographic information about the battlefield at Kursk, where literally hundreds of Sinister tanks can be seen knocked out, against a literal handful of Teuton tanks, at Prokhorovka. Cue frothing knee-jerk reactions from the Tsar and his cronies. They're a bit late, military historians here in the West have been on this case for ages.
I shall get back to you on this one, if for no other reason than it irks Tsar Putin.
Pouitine Putin, pouting
More Of Music
Enough of matters martial! For the minute, anyway, don't think that we won't come back to this topic in future.
As an offshoot of my noseying into odd electronic instruments, I came across mention of a "Tannerin", which sound like the stuff in tea that stains your teeth brown, but which is the name for a replica electro-theremin, after the real thing. Art?
Lacking the polish of the Swarmatron |
You will have heard this groovy black box being played, believe me, because it's the weird-sounding instrument on "Good Vibrations" that everyone always mistakes for an actual Theremin. NO! WRONG! Get it right.
Then there is the Tannerin, which is an electronic keyboard that mimics the electro-theremin which mimics the theremin that lived in the house that Jack built. Art?
Tannerin |
Conductin' a theremin |
Finally -
How to get into extremely hot water by trying very hard indeed. And this is History, not Politics, so there.
Yes, back to Zara Witkin, South Canadian engineer working in the Sinister Union. A numbers nerd from way back, Ol' Zaz was curious about how the Sinister's really performed in terms of their Five Year Plan, which they loudly boasted had been vastly exceeded, and they'd done probably at least fifteen years work in five, if not forty, and My! What big teeth you have, Grandma.
All the better to lie with |
Speaking of vanishing ...
* From the Eighties, not that other thing in the First Unpleasantness.
** That, and the Gatling gun.
*** The less said about their incompetent uncaring government's s*****y response the better.
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