I think you'll find the cogitation along the way is it's own reward.
"What's he wibbling on about now?" I hear your exasperated quibbling - yes, good hearing thanks to cybernetic implants before you ask.
Okay, this may take a while to develop, so I recommend you go make a pot of tea (loose-leaf only). No milk or sugar, either: tea as it is meant to be drunk!
Conrad, as his attention wanders like a flea on a griddle, has been watching another Youtube channel that dubs itself "Top 5 Scary Videos" and I suppose you'll want a picture. Art?
Their charter wanders somewhat |
Bob, from "Twin Peaks". Obviously learned all he knows about smiling from Conrad. |
The one that got my attention, of all these, was "Incident On And Off A Mountain Road", the first episode of the anthology "Masters of Horror" which fans feel is the best of the lot. Art?
All is not as it seems |
To distinguish him from all the other Joe Lansdales, before you ask |
Hap and Leonard |
Anyway, there you go - a long journey to get here, which I enjoyed, and since I'm the one writing this and who thus matters the most, that's that.
"Because Science"
How can anyone with the slightest smidgeon of nerd about themselves not love this Youtube channel? Conrad is passing fond of it thanks to Kyle's inability to take himself seriously, yet to manage all sorts of abstruse calculations in order to establish a basis in reality of utter daftness.
For example. Most recently Kyle was trying to work out the physics of that iconic weapon from "Men In Black" - easily the best of the series and they shouldn't have bothered with anything after that - the 'Noisy Cricket'. Art?
Will looks so saaaaaad |
Ooops. £150,000 in property damage, Agent. |
Crash pants |
Wow.
The story doesn't end there. O no! Because the audience for BS is full of nerds, who love to do nothing more than prove each other wrong - but we shall come back to this.
Kyle Hill. Frequently mistaken for Thor |
Probably not a name you've ever heard of, unless you are familiar with the history of the Nazi Party before Herr Schickelgruber came to power. I am, of course, and this chap popped into my head because I've started reading "Snow and Steel" by Peter Caddick-Adams, who goes on about the back-stabbing divide-and-rule politics at the top of the Nazi government and military by late 1944.
Otto, and his brother Gregor, were both members of the NSAPD's left-wing, and yes, you read that correctly: the Nazis had a left wing. These were people who wanted to put the "Socialism" part of "National Socialism" into practice, and they were deadly serious about it. Art?
Otto. With his party face on.* |
Herr Schickelgruber probably congratulated himself on a pretty smart move in doing this. It would come back to bit him on the arse, and then some.
Finally -
I have to be verrrrry circumspect here, as that dreaded Photograph Re-formatting Fault has appeared in the text above. There I was, about to add " almost literally dog-eat-dog" to that unflattering description of NSDAP politics - and Ol' Otto's photo started dancing across the page, re-formatting as it went.
Fortunately
R J Macready arrived to save the day! |
Sheesh. Some people, eh?** FORTUNATELY the blog had mostly been written the night before, so all I needed to add was this coda. This takes us over the Compositional Ton, so I can now relax with -
- Bird Sweat! I've already done the Cryptic. <sighs dolefully> I guess it's the Quick one for a bit of crossword slumming.
See you later, Pink Floyd fans!!***
* Did you like that one? I made it up myself.
** If he is still - you know, people.
*** If you're not a Pink Floyd fan, what are you doing here!?
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