Yes, another word that happened to pop up in the purulent paddy-fields of my peculiar psyche. Whilst I was carrying a bin full of rubbish down the stairs, actually, rather than waiting at the bus stop, which is when it usually happens.
Anyway, what is a langoustine? Thanks to a helpful Dutch website that retails frozen fish - Wikipedia is so last week, dahling - I can show you. Art?
Langoustine, with puny line for scale |
Delicious, nutritious and it comes from Mauritius** |
Fresh out of the factory. So it's a |
Further To That Photo Of Books -
A couple of months ago, Your Humble Scribe joined in one of those crowd-funding exercises on teh interwebz, launched by artist extraordinaire Sajan Rai, and let me poke Art into action with the cattle prod -
Sajan, looking as if someone took the last biscuit from the tin. His tin. |
Well, he got enough funding, and - Hey Pesto! He Twittered about getting a delivery of the following -
Careful with that axe, elephant*** |
Not exactly chocolate-box art, no. |
Damn! That was a new film poster on the passing 409, which was going too fast for me to pick up on it. Definitely new, though.
Langoustines, haiku - we are being international, aren't we? Let us now tackle - CUNEIFORM!
I Bet The Closest You've Come To This Is Via "Forbidden Planet"
You know the scene, where Captain Adams and Doc Ostrow get into Morbius' study and find studies of Krell writings on his desk.
"It's not cuneiform, or heiroglyphics," opines Doc. Art?
Someone had to invent and write that, you know |
Anyway, that's not what I wanted to bang on about, which was cuneiform. This is a form of writing as invented by the Sumerians, where one inscribed marks into a clay tablet with a wedge-shaped stylus, which ends up looking thus - Art?
Definitely not Krell |
Conrad, being given to pondering and suchlike, wonders exactly how you coped with making inscriptions into a clay tablet in the temperatures of what is now southern Iraq, because you have to be working to a deadline here. If you're too verbose then your tablet will dry out, if you're too slow then your tablet will dry out, if you get interrupted then your tablet will dry out. Do you shrug, scrap the dried-out tablet and begin again? Or can one re-moisten a tablet and continue? Or would you use a hammer and nail to put a full stop on the piece of what is now brick, and continue on a fresh tablet?
Enquiring minds need to know!
"Here's one I - ooops!" |
Making A Mess -
Of Loch Ness. You won't find any langoustines there, they're a salt-water species and the loch is freshwater, so don't bother coming with your shrimping net.
Anyway, in a more bucolic manner than our South Canadian counterparts, some bampots on social media have suggested that like-minded bampots get together in September to "Storm Loch Ness", in order to find the Loch Ness Monster.
An evocative shot of cold, dark, deep Loch Ness |
Loch Ness at rush hour |
And with that, we are done!
* It has hit 790C in the shade here.
** You have no idea how long I've waited to type that.
*** |An obscure Pink Floyd reference for you there.
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