Unless - I mean, I presume the Ruffians hunt and kill bears and wolves, and even the Siberian Tiger of the taiga, which are quite capable of eating a human being, but they don't sit down to a meal of bear-burgers or wolf-wheaties, do they? Do they?
It was a silly title merely present in order to cash in on that craze people had of inverting a popular saying or meme, because the natural order of things ran contrarily in the Sinister Union. Also -
CAUTION! So fresh it may not be entirely dead. |
And here we return to the subject of Ushanka Show, Sergei Sputnikoff's Youtube Channel about the realities of life in the Soviet Union (I think we'll dispense with the hilarious BOOJUM! alternate of the "Sinister Union" for this post). Art?
Mayonnaise. Russians are potty about mayonnaise, apparently. |
The problem was, inevitably, that there was never enough of this food to go around. Conrad supposes the situation is now reversed - plenty of food, but all stuffed to the gills with chemicals.
Ah well.
Yes, motley, you may go swimming in the pool. We did remove those barracuda after working them up to fever pitch by throwing hand grenades in, didn't we? We didn't? Ooops!
An angry, angry barracuda |
Past, O! Glasto
If you were one of the teeming tens of thousands who attended said festival, then you can congratulate yourself on having dodged a bullet this year, as the rains stayed away. Of course, this simply means it's that much more likely to rain next time, so don't gloat too much or too long.
Imagine how much grimmer and grimier the above would be if there had been 3 inches of rain on one day, which is summer weather the Allotment of Eden can easily manage.
Okay, let us now look at one of the festival's less-likely stars, a chap who was central in that magnum opus of the Eighties, "The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The Eighth Dimension", one Jeff Goldblum - yes yes yes he was in something with "Jurassic" in the title, be quiet, the grown-ups are talking. It appears that Jeff is something of a jazz pianist, a skill he's kept quiet in the film world for decades, and which goes back to his teenage years. Art?
Jeff not a fan of the Van Morrison approach to playing |
Anyway, Jazzy Jeff, you read it here ninth or tenth, but you did read it.
A Festival That Never Was
No, we're not harking back to the Powder Ridge Rock Festival. This is a news item ripped raw from today's headlines - well, since that sounds a little painful, perhaps eased gradually from yesteryon's sidebars on the BBC?
I refer to a festival called "Vestiville", which was due to be held last week in Belgium. Art?
Last year |
Thunderbird 2 - for all your Festival needs! (Okay that's a lie; we just haven't had enough Thunderbirds of late) |
I have mentioned the "Not A Cult" festival in passing, which can wait until another day, since we've had quite sufficient festivalue for one day. It only got mentioned since someone I know is attending and playing.**
Speaking Of Thunderbirds -
Your Humble Scribe's mind tends to wander unless it's firmly anchored in a book or crossword, and yesterday was no exception, as I was sat pondering my computer monitor, wondering which words of wit and wisdom were going to be put forth today, and recalling The Hood, that spectacularly inept villain from "Thunderbirds".
From there, my mind passed to "The Hooded Claw", who gets a passing mention in a Frankie Goes To Hollywood song. He is also the chief villain in "The Perils of Penelope Pitstop". Art?
Pen and Claw |
Sylvester |
* Code for "I can't remember what it was, nor can I be bothered going to check" <the horrid truth courtesy Mister Hand!>
** Sadly no, not Jazzy Jeff.
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